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Obama as a Physician; Would YOU Keep Him?

JimBowie1958

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Sep 25, 2011
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Suppose Obama were a physician and ran his medical practice the same way he runs the Oval Office.

He would brazenly lie to you about his policies, from you can keep your doctor, to your insurance wont go up, to I never had sex with that...oh, wait that was a different Democrat President.

He would not name the disease you have, but insist that he could treat it by using slow all natural remedies instead, sort of a holistic practice.

If you insisted on a prescription for a suitable drug or for him to directly tell you what affliction you had, he would only get made and lecture you about the pointlessness of naming the disease.

When you got your bills, you would find numerous charges he never mentioned totaling a $19,000 debt that had only been half that prior.

When you asked a nurse for assistance, all you would ever get was a semantic wrangling about what was the appropriate respectful term for a medical assistant technician nursing attendant staff member.....ad nauseum.

When you asked if he had a specialist to recommend for your unnamed ailment, he would laugh and say that there is no magical cure just because he gave you such a recommendation.

Basically, you wouldnt have a doctor, you would have a smart ass, condescending, pedantic, self-important fraud as a doctor, much like he is as a President.
 
Only if I needed assisted suicide.


Dr Death Obama. :mad-61:
 
I would NEVER be stupid enough to let a low-I.Q. muslim crybaby to touch my body or a low-I.Q. black crybaby to touch my body, which means that even if Obamasshole was a trained doctor, I wouldn't let that THING anywhere near me no matter how dire of a medical emergency I was experiencing. If that narcissist, purple-lipped racial clown in the WH was a doctor, I would say, "physician heal thyself!"
 
Suppose Obama were a physician and ran his medical practice the same way he runs the Oval Office.

He would brazenly lie to you about his policies, from you can keep your doctor, to your insurance wont go up, to I never had sex with that...oh, wait that was a different Democrat President.

He would not name the disease you have, but insist that he could treat it by using slow all natural remedies instead, sort of a holistic practice.

If you insisted on a prescription for a suitable drug or for him to directly tell you what affliction you had, he would only get made and lecture you about the pointlessness of naming the disease.

When you got your bills, you would find numerous charges he never mentioned totaling a $19,000 debt that had only been half that prior.

When you asked a nurse for assistance, all you would ever get was a semantic wrangling about what was the appropriate respectful term for a medical assistant technician nursing attendant staff member.....ad nauseum.

When you asked if he had a specialist to recommend for your unnamed ailment, he would laugh and say that there is no magical cure just because he gave you such a recommendation.

Basically, you wouldnt have a doctor, you would have a smart ass, condescending, pedantic, self-important fraud as a doctor, much like he is as a President.

The no hands prostrate exam would be the deal killer....
 
"Dont worry, this wont hurt a bit." Dr Obama said and I then ran from the examination room at a full sprint.
 
Only an idiot would choose a black doctor. Affirmative action means nearly all of them are unqualified.
 
Hell no!

Obama has been running the country into the ground, imagine what he'd be like as a physician. He'd run people's health into the grave.
 

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