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[After stubbornly refusing to allow drilling in ANWR for years, shutting down all drilling in the Gulf following the BP Oil Spill, rejecting the Keystone XL Pipeline and sending Canadian Oil destined for the States to China instead, deflating the American currency to the point of worthlessness by years of reckless spending, the Democratic Messiah has suddenly discovered the cause of all of America's oil ills, speculators. The Democrats feel that now is the time to trot out that tried and true Socialist technique, the Show trial, in a manner that would have certainly left Uncle Joe Stalin, Nikita Kruschev, Lavrenti Beria, and Vassily Molotov proud.
The first stop for the Holder Justice Department in implementing Obama's anti speculation oil price take down will be the oil trading pits at the Nymex, followed by repeated forays into the executive suites at Exxon Mobil, Shell, Conoco Phillips, and British Petroleum. In the event Justice finds something really, terribly egregious, ie a trader buying oil contracts at $100/barrel and selling the same contracts days or weeks later at $106/barrel and making a profit at it, Eric "The black lawyer and the black criminal have more in common together than the black lawyer has with the society he is sworn to represent" Holder may even arrange for a public hanging or two of the perps just to satisfy Mr Obama's adoring throngs, keeping those fanatic ladies having their orgasms and the men fainting at Obama's speeches satieted.
The public hangings, complete with basket lunches and other refreshments available in the best "Tale Of Two Cities style, will come complete with their very own modern day Madame deFarges, knitting, although Cindy Sheehan will probably require a 10 mg Valium, po, with a possible 5mg IM haloperidol booster to keep her sitting there engaged simply with needles and yarn. Sandra Fluke, in her Madame DeFarge role, may be beyond hope of medicating to accomodate, the best recourse to finding her for a photo op will be to look for a pair of inverted sneaker bottoms attached to legs waving wildly thrust up into the air.]
"Obamas Solution To Soaring Gas Prices: Set Up A Task Force To Look Into Speculation
Im kind of disappointed, I was hoping wed get another czar.
Via RCP:
I think the American people understand that we dont have a silver bullet when it comes to gas prices. Weve been talking about this for 30 years. The only way to stabilize gas prices is to reduce our dependency on fore oil and we just put out a report that over the last year or so, weve been able to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by a million barrels. Thats significant. In the meantime, cuz I know people are hurting right now and it feels like a tax out of their paychecks, what were doing is looking at every single area that can affect gas prices, from bottlenecks that are out there, weve set up a task force to look into speculation..."
Weasel Zippers » Blog Archive » Obamas Solution To Soaring Gas Prices: Set Up A Task Force To Look Into Speculation
The first stop for the Holder Justice Department in implementing Obama's anti speculation oil price take down will be the oil trading pits at the Nymex, followed by repeated forays into the executive suites at Exxon Mobil, Shell, Conoco Phillips, and British Petroleum. In the event Justice finds something really, terribly egregious, ie a trader buying oil contracts at $100/barrel and selling the same contracts days or weeks later at $106/barrel and making a profit at it, Eric "The black lawyer and the black criminal have more in common together than the black lawyer has with the society he is sworn to represent" Holder may even arrange for a public hanging or two of the perps just to satisfy Mr Obama's adoring throngs, keeping those fanatic ladies having their orgasms and the men fainting at Obama's speeches satieted.
The public hangings, complete with basket lunches and other refreshments available in the best "Tale Of Two Cities style, will come complete with their very own modern day Madame deFarges, knitting, although Cindy Sheehan will probably require a 10 mg Valium, po, with a possible 5mg IM haloperidol booster to keep her sitting there engaged simply with needles and yarn. Sandra Fluke, in her Madame DeFarge role, may be beyond hope of medicating to accomodate, the best recourse to finding her for a photo op will be to look for a pair of inverted sneaker bottoms attached to legs waving wildly thrust up into the air.]
"Obamas Solution To Soaring Gas Prices: Set Up A Task Force To Look Into Speculation
Im kind of disappointed, I was hoping wed get another czar.
Via RCP:
I think the American people understand that we dont have a silver bullet when it comes to gas prices. Weve been talking about this for 30 years. The only way to stabilize gas prices is to reduce our dependency on fore oil and we just put out a report that over the last year or so, weve been able to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by a million barrels. Thats significant. In the meantime, cuz I know people are hurting right now and it feels like a tax out of their paychecks, what were doing is looking at every single area that can affect gas prices, from bottlenecks that are out there, weve set up a task force to look into speculation..."
Weasel Zippers » Blog Archive » Obamas Solution To Soaring Gas Prices: Set Up A Task Force To Look Into Speculation