One of the things I will do when I become King, is to get rid of all this bullshit

[Feeding Crows]

Says the asshole who wants to destroy his neighbors pets because they inconvenience him.

I hope your neighbors are wise enough to keep their children away from you. They can be annoying little suckers too. Who knows how elastic your boundaries are?

Nah kids are cool. And they don't come out of the yapper flap yapping like hell, as soon as I open my patio door.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

That would be OPJQ, he wants to impose his yapper dogs on everyone around him...

You could have just stated in your op that you were on some powerful hallucinogens.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

That would be OPJQ, he wants to impose his yapper dogs on everyone around him...

Powerful hallucinogens.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I'll even go outside and play the ukulele at 9pm, really loud! Drives the dogs nuts!!!

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/4247f77e671

So, you goad them into reacting the way that dogs naturally react and then you kill them for it. I'm very happy you don't live in my neighborhood, for your miserable sake. My neighbors are all armed.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm hoping that they bark so much, that they give their little hearts an attack. Or their little brains, an aneurism.

 

[Feeding Crows]

It's a passive-aggressive approach that I have with them...

 

[Feeding Crows]

So you both have little yapper dogs? And you don't care how they affect your neighbors?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

So you both have little yapper dogs? And you don't care how they affect your neighbors?

My small dog doesn't yap, she barks, and she is never allowed to bark for more than ten seconds or so.

 

[Feeding Crows]

lol, how?

 

[Feeding Crows]

And yes, if she is a small dog, she yaps. Only a big dog barks.

 

[Feeding Crows]

So you're defending yourself, as a terrorist owner of a little maggot yapper...

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And yes, if she is a small dog, she yaps. Only a big dog barks.

I'm not surprised that your mind thinks so.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Yappers don't stop after 10 seconds, and there is no way you can make them stop. So you're full of shit.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

So you're defending yourself, as a terrorist owner of a little maggot yapper...

I am sick of having this useless conversation with a perverse, evil troll.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Yappers don't stop after 10 seconds, and there is no way you can make them stop. So you're full of shit.

I'm way bigger than her. It takes two seconds to pick her up and carry her inside.

You are bottomlessly ignorant for saying such a thing.

 

[Feeding Crows]

You have little yappers, and you love them, and you simply don't care how it affects anyone else. You are deaf to the noise, because you are so used to it.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm saying the truth, you terrorist.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I'm saying the truth, you terrorist.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Keep the yapper inside. And when it has to go outside, stand right by it, and count the yaps. Once you get to 100, it's time to get the yapper inside.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Fuck me? I didn't do anything to annoy anyone. So, fuck you! You yapper loving terrorist...