One of the things I will do when I become King, is to get rid of all this bullshit

[Feeding Crows]

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That's very tempting... but i can't do that...

 

[Feeding Crows]

And let me guess -- you're the perfect neighbor who would never dream of inconveniencing your neighbors in any way, right?

Well, I get them back by playing my keyboards very loud, by the back windows with the windows open. But still, I don't go too late. And it's good music, and I've been told that they like it.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Who doesn't want to hear Billy Joel and Beatles type music?

 

[Feeding Crows]

I've told them about their dogs. But they don't have a way to control them.

They just never should have gotten them in the first place.

 

[Feeding Crows]

You know, you buy a house, you research everything there is to research. But nobody ever considers the yapper dogs nearby...

Until it becomes my reality...

 

[Feeding Crows]

Can't enjoy my pool, can't enjoy being in the backyard, can't enjoy making bbq, can't enjoy smoking a cigar at night, can't enjoy just going outside. Fucking little terrorists... and terrorist owners...

I swear, if I become king, they're all going to Australia. And I'll give their homes to people that need it.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Who doesn't want to hear Billy Joel and Beatles type music?

Me. Popular music is horrible shit. So, yeah. You're far from my idea of a good neighbor.

It's all subjective.

Call the cops or move.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Can't enjoy my pool, can't enjoy being in the backyard, can't enjoy making bbq, can't enjoy smoking a cigar at night, can't enjoy just going outside. Fucking little terrorists... and terrorist owners...

I swear, if I become king, they're all going to Australia. And I'll give their homes to people that need it.

Cry harder.

And if you smoke a cigar and the smoke drifts to anyone's property, you're being as big an ass as those who have loud dogs, hypocrite.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Well, I get them back by playing my keyboards very loud, by the back windows with the windows open. But still, I don't go too late. And it's good music, and I've been told that they like it.

See, folks? Really good neighbor.

 

[Likkmee]

What? I love children. I have two daughters. The only thing I would get rid of, if I was king... is yapper dogs! They are the worst thing created by humanity! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP, non-stop all day and night... And I would get rid of the owners too. Freaking suburban terrorists!!! Terrorizing all their neighbors 24/7!

Ged rid of them fucking assholes!!!! That would be decree #1...

Put them all on a fucking island, with all their yapper dogs, and let them deal with it.

I love dogs, but not yapper dogs! They should not be allowed in human communities. I sneezed before, outside on my patio, and 5 or 6 yapper dogs went off non stop, and it's 6am!

 

[BlackSand]

So when I go to sleep, I have to turn the television on, with the volume high enough to drown out the little yappers.

That's not how we should live in our own house...

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Your Kingdom is too small and your castle sucks if you have to worry about a neighbor's yapping dog keeping you up at night.
We'll be having a Workshop this weekend for you Rookie Kings and Queens.

General Topics this Weekend Include:
"Making Sure the Grill Can Handle a Whole Cow"
"The Advantages and Disadvantages of Drunk Servants"

Remedial Class In:
"Dead Subjects Never Learn ... The Stocks Work Better than Gallows ...
Saves Time Training New Personnel"

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[Feeding Crows]

Me. Popular music is horrible shit. So, yeah. You're far from my idea of a good neighbor.

It's all subjective.

Call the cops or move.

Ok, now you're just being an idiot... be nice...

 

[Feeding Crows]

This is a joke thread...

 

[Feeding Crows]

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Your Kingdom is too small and your castle sucks if you have to worry about a neighbor's yapping dog keeping you up at night.
We'll be having a Workshop this weekend for you Rookie Kings and Queens.

General Topics this Weekend Include:
"Making Sure the Grill Can Handle a Whole Cow"
"The Advantages and Disadvantages of Drunk Servants"

Remedial Class In:
"Dead Subjects Never Learn ... The Stocks Work Better than Gallows ...
Saves Time Training New Personnel"

..​

I am all over that! I'll bring hot dogs....

 

[Feeding Crows]

This is what I play with the windows open. Billy Joel. Here's Goodnight My Angel. I have many more.

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/nYlf3sOYS1BCSjDbPnb62HoimRcaiCOV

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

This is a joke thread...

Sure it is. Pedal that shit back.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I don't know where many of you fall yet

I have a nice list I would be happy to share.

It includes all the authoritarians here who oppose free speech, oppose freedom of assembly, do not believe people have the right to a livelihood and wish to impose an all powerful state that determines our every action.

It's a long list.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'll even go outside and play the ukulele at 9pm, really loud! Drives the dogs nuts!!!

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/4247f77e671

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Ok, now you're just being an idiot... be nice...

Says the asshole who wants to destroy his neighbors pets because they inconvenience him.

I hope your neighbors are wise enough to keep their children away from you. They can be annoying little suckers too. Who knows how elastic your boundaries are?

 

[Feeding Crows]

I have a nice list I would be happy to share.

It includes all the authoritarians here who oppose free speech, oppose freedom of assembly, do not believe people have the right to a livelihood and wish to impose an all powerful state that determines our every action.

It's a long list.

That would be OPJQ, he wants to impose his yapper dogs on everyone around him...