One of the things I will do when I become King, is to get rid of all this bullshit

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

If I didn't love life, even yapper dogs, I would shoot them. And the owners.

Bring it to my front door.

 

[hjmick]

I'm thinking about calling Joe Pesci. Because he'll solve the problem for me, real quick.

Shit, Pesci IS an ankle-biter! He's barely 5' tall...

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

So when I go to sleep, I have to turn the television on, with the volume high enough to drown out the little yappers.

That's not how we should live in our own house...

Cry harder.

Looks to me like YOU are the yapper here.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I agree, but I'm someone that's a little different. And i don't want anyone to bow to me. Gosh, no... I'll win you over, maybe.

I dont believe in anyone that can be king. In this country everyone is supposed to be equal, those prog elites think they are gods. They bleed like everyone else, and the prog slaves should realize this, and stop being cock sucking pajama boys.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Hey! One of my Papillons could kill a Pitbull!


Okay, so the Pittie would die because he choked on the Papillon while trying to eat it, but still...

My mini Aussie puts pitties on the ground.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I dont believe in anyone that can be king. In this country everyone is supposed to be equal, those prog elites think they are gods. They bleed like everyone else, and the prog slaves should realize this, and stop being cock sucking pajama boys.

Yes, kings and progs bleed.

 

[hjmick]

My mini Aussie puts pitties on the ground.

You know, that says as much about the Pittie, its owner, and its training as it does your Aussie. And that makes me feel good. Some of the sweetest, most gentle dogs I've ever met were Pitties...

 

[Feeding Crows]

So, while I won't kill them, I will put them and their owners on their own little Gilligan's Island for life. Get them the fuck outta here!!

 

[Pete7469]

I will do things the right way. And I will eliminate the ankle biters.

I will make things the way they should be done with a benevolent ruler.

I don't know where many of you fall yet, but fall you shall. And I'll figure it out when I'm king!

I'm already the emperor of this hemisphere, but the other half of the world is open to you.

Let us discuss free trade though.

If you will send us a chicken and 1 pound of edible grain I will send you a leftist slave laborer.

You may convert them to fertilizer if you wish.


.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Shit, Pesci IS an ankle-biter! He's barely 5' tall...

But he'll take care of the dogs and neighbors real quick.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

You know, that says as much about the Pittie, its owner, and its training as it does your Aussie. And that makes me feel good. Some of the sweetest, most gentle dogs I've ever met were Pitties...

We live next door to two very sweet pitties. They would love to have a play with my girl but she is just too aggressive.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Cry harder.

Looks to me like YOU are the yapper here.

Are you taking the side of the terrorists?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

So, while I won't kill them, I will put them and their owners on their own little Gilligan's Island for life. Get them the fuck outta here!!

When you're king. Right.

We're not going to worry about the welfare of us or our pups, in that case.

 

[hjmick]

But he'll take care of the dogs and neighbors real quick.

The neighbors... your issue is with the neighbors, not the dogs.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Are you taking the side of the terrorists?

You catch on fast.

BARK, BARK, YIP, YAP, BARK!

 

[Feeding Crows]

Not sure what a pittie is, sure isn't a pitbull.

 

[Feeding Crows]

The neighbors... your issue is with the neighbors, not the dogs.

Both. Because if I kill the neighbors, the dogs still have the yapper flapper to go in and out. And it's 3 neighbors. On the right, left, and behind me.

There are literally 12 yappers that come out, because one of my neighbors is a breeder.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Both. Because if I kill the neighbors, the dogs still have the yapper flapper to go in and out. And it's 3 neighbors. On the right, left, and behind me.

Good! Sounds like you deserve what you get.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Good! Sounds like you deserve what you get.

Why, I love dogs! I have two labs that hold their barks back, even when tempted by the yappers.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Why, I love dogs! I have two labs that hold their barks back, even when tempted by the yappers.

And let me guess -- you're the perfect neighbor who would never dream of inconveniencing your neighbors in any way, right?