Our dog park has ridiculous rules

[Votto]

I'm over it. We will find another one.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Do you think that responsible dog owners should not remove their dogs waste?

 

[Votto]

Do you think that responsible dog owners should not remove their dogs waste?

Remove his waste?

What's, next, his legs and paws and head as well?

I suppose you want him to get the vaccine as well.

Sicko!

 

[Moonglow]

Remove his waste?

What's, next, his legs and paws and head as well?

Sicko!

Sew the anus shut then.

 

[Votto]

Sew the anus shut then.

Wait........wut?

What does the President of the United States have to do with all this?

Moreover, how will he give press conferences?

 

[Natural Citizen]

Remove his waste?

What's, next, his legs and paws and head as well?

They always seem to go for the balls first. Ever notice that?

 

[Moonglow]

Wait........wut?

What does the President of the United States have to do with all this?

Moreover, how will he give press conferences?

With a muffled response.

 

[Votto]

They always seem to go for the balls first. Ever notice that?

Yes, which is why you never want to change cloths or shower or be intimate with your wife with them in the same room.

Sadly, some have learned the hard way.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Remove his waste?

What's, next, his legs and paws and head as well?

I suppose you want him to get the vaccine as well.

Sicko!

If every dog owner that used that dog park left their dog's waste the park would shortly become unusable. Or, an employee would have to clean it daily with the dog park now charging a fee.

Learn to spell. Check your dictionary for the difference between waist and waste.

 

[Votto]

If every dog owner that used that dog park left their dog's waste the park would shortly become unusable. Or, an employee would have to clean it daily with the dog park now charging a fee.

Learn to spell. Check your dictionary for the difference between waist and waste.

Just pretend the dogs are homeless in San Fran.

If they don't have to clean up their sh#t then why should I?

Now move along.

 

[Polishprince]

I like small dogs better because they make smaller poop.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Just pretend the dogs are homeless in San Fran.

If they don't have to clean up their sh#t then why should I?

Now move along.

Whoever owns the homeless should have to clean it up.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Do you think that responsible dog owners should not remove their dogs waste?

Do you seriously not get the joke?

 

[Mr Natural]

Do you think that responsible dog owners should not remove their dogs waste?

Meanwhile, every other animal out there shits wherever it feels like it and doesn’t clean it up.

 

[Votto]

Do you seriously not get the joke?

What joke?

I've about thrown out my back picking up that huge dog

You think that is funny?

 

[Votto]

Whoever owns the homeless should have to clean it up.

 

[ClaireH]

If every dog owner that used that dog park left their dog's waste the park would shortly become unusable. Or, an employee would have to clean it daily with the dog park now charging a fee.

Learn to spell. Check your dictionary for the difference between waist and waste.

I am pretty sure the OP posted an “in jest” type of post, the added picture confirmed it for me at least. Oh, and posted under the humor category, a big hint but I missed that part initially lol