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BREAKING: President Biden racks up a major win as the board of the Alliance for Retired Americans officially endorses him for reelection — citing his enormous accomplishments as president as their rationale.

The grassroots group has 4 million members and advocates for retired Americans. They praised Biden for all that he has done to improve the live of seniors during his first term in office.

"Everything is at stake for seniors in this election," said Robert Roach Jr., president of the organization. "Our members know how to get things done, and will be talking with their friends and family about the Biden-Harris record, making calls, knocking on doors and ensuring people know when and where to vote. They are going to work enthusiastically every day to help keep the President and Vice President in the White House."

The alliance was particularly pleased with Biden's signing of the historic Inflation Reduction Act, which allows the government to negotiate lower drug prices under Medicare and capped the cost of insulin.

The group is also supportive of President Biden's valiant efforts to battle junk fees.

"He’s a proven leader. Someone that we know will support us and will never cut Social Security," said Linda Somo, president of the Arizona chapter. "We can count on him to be our advocate."

Given that seniors are one of the most reliable voting demographics in American politics, this is a big win for Biden. These people will show up en masse on election day and help to turn the tide against MAGA fascism.

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BREAKING: MAGA insiders reveal that Donald Trump is now desperately insisting to anyone who will listen that he is actually "more popular" than music superstar Taylor Swift.

There's delusional and then there's whatever this is. And it gets so much worse...

Republicans have been increasingly hateful towards Swift. Many of them are so conspiracy theory poisoned that they are convinced that the NFL is rigging the Super Bowl so that Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelce can win — at which point she will dramatically endorse President Biden.

With this insane theory rapidly spreading through MAGA world, Trump clearly has Swift on the brain. According to a new report in Rolling Stone, sources close to Trump say that he thinks he is "more popular" and has more fans than Taylor Swift.

Trump was also reportedly infuriated that she won Time Person of the Year in 2023 instead of him. He has egomaniacally claimed that it "obviously" makes no sense that she was chosen over him.

More disturbing still, prominent Trump minions are scheming to launch a "holy war" on Swift that will be even more intense if she endorses Biden.

What do you think? Can Trump take on Taylor Swift and win?

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BREAKING: Donald Trump gets devastating news as a powerful super PAC announces that it will spend a staggering $250 million on TV and digital advertising in battleground states to help President Biden win in 2024.

This is like a nuclear bomb going off in MAGA world...

It will be the single largest purchase of political advertising by an outside group in the history of American political campaigns.

The super PAC in question, Future Forward, is dedicated to ensuring that Biden triumphs over Trump's MAGA fascism. They are operating with the blessing of the White House to combat all of the shady money flowing into Trump's corrupt coffers.

"The stakes of this election could not be higher, and by Election Day, every battleground voter will know it," said Chauncey McLean, the president of Future Forward. "We’ll run a cost effective and data-driven program of unprecedented scale to reelect Joe Biden."

The historic ad campaign will run ten weeks, from the Democratic convention up through the election. The ads will specifically target "lower information, less-partisan voters" a demographic that could swing the election. The priority states are Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

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