Presidential Firsts

[HenryBHough]

Received the below from a friend. One of those "forward-forward-forward" things that everybody hates to receive until they read them:


STOP TRASHING OBAMA
by COL. ROBERT F. CUNNINGHAM and PATRICK RISHOR,The Gilmer Mirror

Quit trashing Obama's accomplishments.
He has done more than any other President before him.
Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:


First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
First President to terminate Americas ability to put a man in space.
First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.
First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth
First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."
Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion. (Thank God he didn't get away with THIS one.)

How is this "hope and change" working out for you?
It's hard to comprehend all this guy has gotten away with.
A white President, and heaven forbid, a Republican, would have been impeached a long time ago!

 

[g5000]

Why do rubes continue to copy and paste chain emails that contain blatantly obvious lies?

Oh, yeah. It takes only a couple brain cells to copy and paste manufactured bullshit. It takes real brainpower to actually...you know...FACT CHECK something. God forbid you fact check something you desperately, desperately want to believe is true!

Which is why this is what I call a Two Brain Cell topic.

 

[Big Black Dog]

There are apparently two groups of people in the US. There is a group of folks that adore Obama and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is also a group of people who think he's a complete ass clown and doesn't have a clue how to be the leader of the US.

I'm in the group that thinks he's a total ass clown.

 

[Decus]

The man earned, yes earned a Nobel Peace Prize.......as soon.....as I stop.....laughing....I'll add the rest....of my comment.

Sorry but this presidency is just too funny.

 

[Indeependent]

There are apparently two groups of people in the US. There is a group of folks that adore Obama and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is also a group of people who think he's a complete ass clown and doesn't have a clue how to be the leader of the US.

I'm in the group that thinks he's a total ass clown.

There is a third group that knows that being a politician is simply another way of making money.

 

[g5000]

There are apparently two groups of people in the US. There is a group of folks that adore Obama and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is also a group of people who think he's a complete ass clown and doesn't have a clue how to be the leader of the US.

I'm in the group that thinks he's a total ass clown.

There are two kinds of people. Those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who don't.

 

[g5000]

There are apparently two groups of people in the US. There is a group of folks that adore Obama and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is also a group of people who think he's a complete ass clown and doesn't have a clue how to be the leader of the US.

I'm in the group that thinks he's a total ass clown.

I agree Obama is an ass clown, but that does not mean I am stupid enough to drink whatever anti-Obama piss is poured for me. Just because Obama is an ass clown, it does not automatically follow that every anti-Obama statement is true! But some people are really that dumb that they swallow whatever piss is poured for them as long as it has that anti-Obama flavor.

If you are retarded enough to drink whatever anti-Obama piss is poured for you, then you really have no solid foundation for your anti-Obama belief system, and you deserve to be lied to just like the topic starter was lied to and drank the piss anyway.

And if you are stupid enough to drink all the anti-Obama piss that is poured for you, then you deserve Obama as your President and actually enabled him to win through your own stupidity.

 

[Decus]

They say that there is an element of truth in humor. This is so funny...true, humorous that it seems to fit the thread:

"WWII vs. Now! During the 3 1/2 years of World War II that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.

We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.

It's worth noting, that during almost the exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a functioning web site."

Donald Trump

 

[g5000]

They say that there is an element of truth in humor. This is so funny...true, humorous that it seems to fit the thread:

"WWII vs. Now! During the 3 1/2 years of World War II that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.

We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.

It's worth noting, that during almost the exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a functioning web site."

Donald Trump

That's a good joke.

Trump failed to note that during WWII we ran up the highest debt-to-GDP ratio in our entire history.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

The man earned, yes earned a Nobel Peace Prize.......as soon.....as I stop.....laughing....I'll add the rest....of my comment.

Sorry but this presidency is just too funny.

It would actually be comedy gold if we didnt have to suffer through this incompetence.

 

[Decus]

The man earned, yes earned a Nobel Peace Prize.......as soon.....as I stop.....laughing....I'll add the rest....of my comment.

Sorry but this presidency is just too funny.

It would actually be comedy gold if we didnt have to suffer through this incompetence.

I came across this statement:

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. Eberhart

a more extreme version of that sentiment is:

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mahatma Gandhi

 

[blastoff]

There are apparently two groups of people in the US. There is a group of folks that adore Obama and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is also a group of people who think he's a complete ass clown and doesn't have a clue how to be the leader of the US.

I'm in the group that thinks he's a total ass clown.

I agree Obama is an ass clown, but that does not mean I am stupid enough to drink whatever anti-Obama piss is poured for me. Just because Obama is an ass clown, it does not automatically follow that every anti-Obama statement is true! But some people are really that dumb that they swallow whatever piss is poured for them as long as it has that anti-Obama flavor.

If you are retarded enough to drink whatever anti-Obama piss is poured for you, then you really have no solid foundation for your anti-Obama belief system, and you deserve to be lied to just like the topic starter was lied to and drank the piss anyway.

And if you are stupid enough to drink all the anti-Obama piss that is poured for you, then you deserve Obama as your President and actually enabled him to win through your own stupidity.

Shit, I'll drink to that!

 

[HenryBHough]

I just noticed that one very important first was left off the list:

First President to order US Marines to hold umbrellas over his male cronies when Marine Corp policy is for members to not use umbrellas for any reason other than to shelter a woman. Of course Obama would get a pass on this one if his buddies were transgendered. Which would not be surprising.....

 

[g5000]

I just noticed that one very important first was left off the list:

First President to order US Marines to hold umbrellas over his male cronies when Marine Corp policy is for members to not use umbrellas for any reason other than to shelter a woman. Of course Obama would get a pass on this one if his buddies were transgendered. Which would not be surprising.....

Yeah, it's a first all right. The first time anyone gave a flying fuck how the President of the United States used an umbrella.

Do you rubes actually HEAR yourselves?

"Oh, look! Obama used a five iron when he should have used a wedge. Can you believe this asshole? That's a Presidential first!"

 

[HenryBHough]

Actually I didn't expect an avowed Marxist to give a "flying fuck" about this "president's" display of disrespect for the military. Particularly for The USMC.

Says more about you than about even Him.

 

[g5000]

Actually I didn't expect an avowed Marxist to give a "flying fuck" about this "president's" display of disrespect for the military. Particularly for The USMC.

Says more about you than about even Him.

I seriously doubt the claim this was the first time in history an umbrella was held for a guest of one of our Presidents, but I have little doubt this is the first time a two brain cell partisan hack made an idiotic fuss over it.

And I am retired military so I will ask you not speak for me. Thanks.

 

[HenryBHough]

Actually I didn't expect an avowed Marxist to give a "flying fuck" about this "president's" display of disrespect for the military. Particularly for The USMC.

Says more about you than about even Him.

I seriously doubt the claim this was the first time in history an umbrella was held for a guest of one of our Presidents, but I have little doubt this is the first time a two brain cell partisan hack made an idiotic fuss over it.

And I am retired military so I will ask you not speak for me. Thanks.

And I'm sure Fidel thanks you for your service!

 

[g5000]

 

[g5000]