Psalm 52

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Proverbs 24:17-18

Jack off not when thine enemy (the American People) falleth: and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:

Lest the LORD see it (you torquing your wang to American suffering) and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him (and Johnny Ramone's directive onto you).



You're a fucking douche g5000.

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[eagle1462010]

 

[Bob Blaylock]

You're a fucking douche g5000.

A douche gets to come into close contact with a woman's intimate parts—a privilege that I doubt any sane woman would ever extend to g5000.

Then again, I am under the impression that he wouldn't be interested, anyway.