Republicans
- hates brown people (they terk our jerbs!!!)
- loves guns
- hates "mental illness"
- loves blonde FOX anchors
- hates women
- loves money (for themselves only; everyone else can eat cake)
- hates big government
- except they're only pretending because they actually love big government
- loves war (and money!)
- hates literally every country out there except Russia, for some reason
- hates libruls
- loves "thoughts and prayers"
- Loves God
- but hates people
Democrats
- hates white people (ew, evil whitey, gross!)
- loves espanol
- hates free speech
- loves "freedom" (lul)
- loves gay people (eh, okay)
- loves gay people a little too much (uh ...)
- hates Donald J Trump
- loves taco bowls
- hates rich people (unless they are rich, then they act like they're not rich to fit in)
- loves money (mi dinero!)
- hates working (no mas)
- loves poverty
- hates living near poor people
- loves "diversity" (as long as they stay over there, please and thank you)
- Man bad
- Woman good
So I think I summed them up pretty well, no? I could go on for a while longer but I'd rather go get lunch.
- hates brown people (they terk our jerbs!!!)
- loves guns
- hates "mental illness"
- loves blonde FOX anchors
- hates women
- loves money (for themselves only; everyone else can eat cake)
- hates big government
- except they're only pretending because they actually love big government
- loves war (and money!)
- hates literally every country out there except Russia, for some reason
- hates libruls
- loves "thoughts and prayers"
- Loves God
- but hates people
Democrats
- hates white people (ew, evil whitey, gross!)
- loves espanol
- hates free speech
- loves "freedom" (lul)
- loves gay people (eh, okay)
- loves gay people a little too much (uh ...)
- hates Donald J Trump
- loves taco bowls
- hates rich people (unless they are rich, then they act like they're not rich to fit in)
- loves money (mi dinero!)
- hates working (no mas)
- loves poverty
- hates living near poor people
- loves "diversity" (as long as they stay over there, please and thank you)
- Man bad
- Woman good
So I think I summed them up pretty well, no? I could go on for a while longer but I'd rather go get lunch.