Why do they call themselves satanists?You are a bigger fool than I realized if you actually believe what they are telling you that Satanism is some kind of prank.Satanism is real. Who told you it was not?You're an idiot if you think "Satanism" is real.
But, as you said...
Every "Satanist" I've ever met.
Who told you it was real?
You are exactly as big of a fool as I thought if you actually believe that "Satanists" actually "worship" Satan.
"Satanists" are universally atheists. As in, they don't believe in Satan - therefore they don't "worship" him, either.
To get a rise out of people like Blackrook.