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you mean consoling some poor dude who came before she was ready ?
Or.. didn't even get that far
So, do I get another question?
Come again, what is the question ?
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you mean consoling some poor dude who came before she was ready ?
Or.. didn't even get that far
So, do I get another question?
Sheez.. how about .. WHAT.. no way..
Well...lumps...I didn't say I never had mediocre sex...just never consoled anyone about their performance.![]()
If it's mediocre .. who's to blame...?
Maybe... I'm far more interested in you though..
Stop flirting...and answer the question.![]()
Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....![]()
Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....![]()
Cmon Lumpy---quit fucking around and answer the question![]()
And you can answer the question too now...
And you can answer the question too now...
fuck you Shadow-----quit helping him dodge the question![]()
You 2 need to work this out.. I'm sensing sexual tension...![]()
Does it count if the dude is doing his best and you're staring up at the ceiling, mumbling only halfway to yourself, "beige. definitely beige. No, no, eggshell. Hmmmm ... ecru? Taupe? No, too dark. Maybe just an off-white would be good. Not high-gloss, something soft ..."
Well.. there was this one young lady with braces on her teeth.. I told her I'd call her again but I didn't.. ah.. something embarrassing and painful happened ..
Well.. there was this one young lady with braces on her teeth.. I told her I'd call her again but I didn't.. ah.. something embarrassing and painful happened ..
They eventually get them braces off ya know.![]()