A woman decides to try to spice up her sex life and so buys a pair of crotchless panties. She's sitting with her legs open opposite her husband who asks;
"Are you wearing crotchless pants?"
"yes" she replies seductively and her husband says
"Thank fuck for that, I thought the sofa had burst!"
"Are you wearing crotchless pants?"
"yes" she replies seductively and her husband says
"Thank fuck for that, I thought the sofa had burst!"