Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street...

[Magnus]

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street.  They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.

Snow White says she is going to enter.  After a while, she comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.

Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and then come across a sign: World's BIGGEST LIAR.  Pinocchio says "This one is for me".

After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes.  Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"


Pinocchio says, "Who on earth is this Donald Trump?

 

[Cellblock2429]

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street.  They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.

Snow White says she is going to enter.  After a while, she comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.

Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and then come across a sign: World's BIGGEST LIAR.  Pinocchio says "This one is for me".

After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes.  Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"


Pinocchio says, "Who on earth is this Donald Trump?

/——/ The jokes on you. Your idol Dementia Joes poll numbers are swirling down the toilet.

 

[Magnus]

/——/ The jokes on you. Your idol Dementia Joes poll numbers are swirling down the toilet.

 

[Calypso Jones]

talk about cluelessness.

 

[ReinyDays]

I don't get it ... Pinocchio wasn't a liar ... that's such a simple story for children and you didn't understand it? ...

It was Lampwick who was still a donkey at the end, because he's the liar ... Pinocchio told the truth and got to be a little boy as a reward ... because all good things come to children who speak truthfully ...

Stupid joke ... a better punchline would have involved dildos and long noses ... talk about a miss ...

 

[Crepitus]

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street.  They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.

Snow White says she is going to enter.  After a while, she comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.

Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and then come across a sign: World's BIGGEST LIAR.  Pinocchio says "This one is for me".

After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes.  Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"


Pinocchio says, "Who on earth is this Donald Trump?

This is gonna get you a lotta hate mail. These kids have no sense of humor, particularly about their orange idol.

 

[okfine]

I don't get it ... Pinocchio wasn't a liar ... that's such a simple story for children and you didn't understand it? ...

It was Lampwick who was still a donkey at the end, because he's the liar ... Pinocchio told the truth and got to be a little boy as a reward ... because all good things come to children who speak truthfully ...

Stupid joke ... a better punchline would have involved dildos and long noses ... talk about a miss ...

C'mon man. It's a fucking joke.

 

[Cellblock2429]

This is gonna get you a lotta hate mail. These kids have no sense of humor, particularly about their orange idol.

/——/ The problem with the joke is that
1. It’s generic with a fill in the blank punch line. I heard the same gag with, LBJ, Nixon and Bush. You need to come up with something original. 2. A joke needs to be grounded in truth. Trump is a salesman with strong salesmanship talents. He elaborates, and exaggerates, but doesn’t lie.

 

[okfine]

/——/ The problem with the joke is that
1. It’s generic with a fill in the blank punch line. I heard the same gag with, LBJ, Nixon and Bush. You need to come up with something original. 2. A joke needs to be grounded in truth. Trump is a salesman with strong salesmanship talents. He elaborates, and exaggerates, but doesn’t lie.

Trump sure sold you bag of bullshit.

 

[okfine]

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street.  They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.

Snow White says she is going to enter.  After a while, she comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.

Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and then come across a sign: World's BIGGEST LIAR.  Pinocchio says "This one is for me".

After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes.  Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"


Pinocchio says, "Who on earth is this Donald Trump?

You sure triggered some old biddies.

 

[Crepitus]

/——/ The problem with the joke is that
1. It’s generic with a fill in the blank punch line. I heard the same gag with, LBJ, Nixon and Bush. You need to come up with something original. 2. A joke needs to be grounded in truth. Trump is a salesman with strong salesmanship talents. He elaborates, and exaggerates, but doesn’t lie.

You're joking, right?

tRump lies his ass off.

Daily.

This is an acknowledged fact. Even most of you tRumplings don't try to deny it, you just ignore or excuse it.

 

[Cellblock2429]

This is gonna get you a lotta hate mail. These kids have no sense of humor, particularly about their orange idol.

/—-/ It's a lamé recycled joke from the 1960s. Now here is an original joke about Republicans that’s actually funny.

Republicans Explain Why They Don't Need Women Voters

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz recently claimed that the MAGA movement was replacing “Karens” with a more diverse base. The Onion asked Republicans to explain why they don’t need women voters, and this is what they said.

www.theonion.com

 

[okfine]

You're joking, right?

tRump lies his ass off.

Daily.

This is an acknowledged fact. Even most of you tRumplings don't try to deny it, you just ignore or excuse it.

Getting butthurt over a joke shows vulnerabilities to their psyche.

 

[Grumpyolman]

It would have been way funnier with Adam Schiff in the punchline.
Now THERE’S a lying SOB.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street.  They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.

Snow White says she is going to enter.  After a while, she comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.

Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.


They walk further and then come across a sign: World's BIGGEST LIAR.  Pinocchio says "This one is for me".

After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes.  Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"


Pinocchio says, "Who on earth is this Donald Trump?

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Wrong.

Pinocchio says, "What on earth is a democrat?"

Thanks for trying to participate.

No trophy.

Come back soon and try again.




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[Cellblock2429]

You're joking, right?

tRump lies his ass off.

Daily.

This is an acknowledged fact. Even most of you tRumplings don't try to deny it, you just ignore or excuse it.

/——/ Post some of the Trump lies and the proof. I’m sure you have them documented.
To help you, here is an example:
The lie: “I did not have sex with that woman Ms Lewinsky.
The proof: The blue dress.
See how it works?

 

[Crepitus]

/——/ Post some of the Trump lies and the proof. I’m sure you have them documented.
To help you, here is an example:
The lie: “I did not have sex with that woman Ms Lewinsky.
The proof: The blue dress.
See how it works?

Here's a link to 0.00001% of the lies told in the last few years.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-trump-georgia-indictment-lies/index.html

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Here's a link to 0.00001% of the lies told in the last few years.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-trump-georgia-indictment-lies/index.html

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Lie harder, Crap-R-Us.





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[Cellblock2429]

Here's a link to 0.00001% of the lies told in the last few years.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-trump-georgia-indictment-lies/index.html

/----/ Usually one leads with their best evidence, and you start out with this joke. So if this is the best you have, I didn't bother reading the rest of your list.
1. Trump’s lie that he was the real winner of the 2020 election. (Page 20 of the indictment)This is Trump’s overarching lie about the election. He lost fair and square to Biden, 306-232 in the Electoral College, and there is no evidence of fraud even close to widespread enough to have altered the outcome in any state."

That isn't a lie. He actually believes he won and that the election was stolen from him. Hillary said the same thing about 2016. Are you calling her a liar? Hillary Clinton Says Election Was ‘Stolen’ From Her

Stolen, rigged and illegitimate: Democrats’ long history of objecting to election results

Democrats such as Hillary Clinton, Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams and dozens of congressional lawmakers have long objected to state and federal election results and have attempted to block every Republican presidential winner since 2000.

www.washingtontimes.com

Democrats such as Hillary Clinton, Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams and dozens of congressional lawmakers have long objected to state and federal election results and have attempted to block every Republican presidential winner since 2000.

No Democrat has been prosecuted for challenging election results. The party also rejects any attempt to draw an equivalence to the actions of Donald Trump, even though top House Democrats objected to the certification of his presidential victory in 2016.

 

[Captain Caveman]

USA study - Most American women don't want to date men that vote for Trump.

Unfortunately for the women, men that vote for Biden only want to date other men.