Some Guy
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- Jan 19, 2010
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Let's come up with a reverse Chuck Norris list for the left.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Mitt Romney's tears each put 10 Americans out of a job, and Mitt Romney cries a lot when being fucked in the A.
Chuck Norris can identify UFOs. Mitt Romney can't, but that doesn't stop him from killing people's wives.
Chuck Norris remembers the future. Mitt Romney will not pay taxes in the future, just like he didn't in the past.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 messages waiting from Chuck Norris. Mitt Romney hates telephones cause he's a dirty Mormon.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Mitt Romney tells stories around a campfire about all the people he'd like to fire.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language. Mitt Romney thinks people who use sign language should have their health care taken away.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Mitt Romney's tears each put 10 Americans out of a job, and Mitt Romney cries a lot when being fucked in the A.
Chuck Norris can identify UFOs. Mitt Romney can't, but that doesn't stop him from killing people's wives.
Chuck Norris remembers the future. Mitt Romney will not pay taxes in the future, just like he didn't in the past.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 messages waiting from Chuck Norris. Mitt Romney hates telephones cause he's a dirty Mormon.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Mitt Romney tells stories around a campfire about all the people he'd like to fire.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language. Mitt Romney thinks people who use sign language should have their health care taken away.
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