DarkFury
Platinum Member
- Banned
- #1
Well I have money right?
After the TV preachers take their cut sure.
But I as God need a home a car. How much do I have?
How much you got in your pocket?
I knew I should have whacked that Oral Roberts fellow!
Are you my follower?
Nope, just your writer. Here comes
your first follower now!
Oh bless me I hope it has tits!
Hiya Mr God!
Can I strike him dead Fury?
Nope, you accept all.
SHIT! Why is his face all painted?
Is he a concubine?
Something like that yeah.
Go easy he is kind of stupid.
I am God! He will listen to me.
I bless you and you may go now.
Thanks. I will be looking for other
followers.
What's that smell?
Crunches I dug out of the cat litter box.
Want one?
Fury! FURY! I damn it FURY!
