The Big Orange Head-What A Classy Guy...NOT!

[BertramN]

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The Big Orange Head's total absence of class forces him to constantly act like a petulant child, but that IS what makes his fans love him.

All the world watched as the Big Orange Head made an a$$ of himself every single day at the G7 summit. His lack of respect for other world leaders thoroughly embarrassed all self-respecting Americans.

At one point, both the Big Orange Head and Italian Prime Minister Paolo Gentiloni began to speak. But it was only Gentiloni who thought to activate his microphone. This forced the Big Orange Head to shut his ugly face, and he didn't like it. To show the Italian Prime Minister he was not happy, Big Orange slyly gave Gentiloni the finger, disguised (wink, wink) as a brow scratch. He then smiled at the audience to show how proud he was of his cleverness.

Even if the Big Orange Head's inappropriate brow scratch was an accident, any sophisticated individual would have known to use the fingertips of an open hand with the palm towards the face to cure the itch.

Now, let's hear the classless conservatives defend this intentionally crude action by the Big Orange Head.



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[Dale Smith]

With his poll numbers tumbling (despite the misinformation, or wishful thinking, spread by his supporters), Trump’s massive ego will force him to pull out of the presidential race very soon, rather than face losing by a landslide to Hillary Clinton.



For all those ignorant suckers he conned into voting for him in the primaries and those who have jumped on the Trump “dam*ed” wagon since, here is some disappointing news. The deadline for replacing the Republican name on the ballot has already come and gone in the following states: Michigan, Delaware, West Virginia, South Dakota, Ohio, and unofficially in North Carolina.



In these states there will be no (R)'s name on the ballot leaving those voters the choice of either not voting for a presidential candidate, or voting for the Libertarian, or(?). We know they won’t vote for Mrs. Clinton. But no matter how it turns out, the GOP will have lost these states months before Election Day.



Now for more bad news, the deadlines are approaching fast in the following states: Missouri is August 16, for Iowa and Louisiana it’s August 19, and for Mississippi and North Dakota August 20. That leaves only five days for The Donald to slink away and the Republican establishment to replace him in these five states.



It doesn’t look much better for the GOP in Montana (Aug. 24), or in Virginia and Minnesota (Aug 26 and 29), or Nevada, Oregon, and Texas (Aug 30), and Utah (Aug 31).



That’s a lot of states for the Republican Party to sit out during a presidential election year. (Unless the governments of the Red States pass some fast legislation to change their deadlines.)



So, if there is a “rigged” election, as Trump claims, his supporters and the GOP will be forced to forever blame the Donald himself for not seeing his campaign through to November. Regardless of anything the Democrats or Hillary might do in the coming months, all the blame for a Republican loss falls on Trump.

 

[petro]

New drinking game.
Everytime Orange is used in the thread. Shot...Shot...Shot.

Gonna get fucked up.

 

[Auld Phart]

New drinking game.
Everytime Orange is used in the thread. Shot...Shot...Shot.

Gonna get fucked up.

Everytime Orange is used in the thread.

Better idea.

every time the word Orange is used in a thread, the user buys the drinks.