JoeB131
Diamond Member
You would agree that something that never happened proves you right?
The Pharisees were actually trying to get Jesus to openly commit treason by saying that giving tribute to Caesar was wrong. When the Pharisees demanded the Temple Tax from Jesus he used it as an opportunity to teach his disciples a lesson, and told Peter to go fishing and get the tax from the mouth of the first fish he caught.
What does the fact that it never happened prove? Remember when I told you you weren't smart enough to use the Bible to defend your position? You really should have listened.
Okay, here are the bible verses about that incident.
Matthew Chapter 22
Nothing about Magic Fish with Coins.
SAB, Mark 12
Sorry, still no magic fishies...
SAB, Luke 20
Nope, no magic fishies there, either.
And the story isn't even mentioned in John. So there you go.
In fact, all three accounts (which are really just Matt and Luke plagarizing from poor Mark) have Jesus getting into a discussion with the Sadduces about whether there is an afterlife and who gets a woman who was widowed multiple times.
Still stupid I see.
The funniest part is none of those are about the temple tax, which makes you look even dumber than I thought you were.
This is where I kind of doubt your intelligence and sanity. Just go with ONE of them.
22:15 Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.
22:16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.
22:17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not? 22:18 But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites?
22:19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
22:20 And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
22:21 They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. 22:22 When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.
Sorry, it was about the Temple Tax. There were no Magic Fishies with coins in them.