The Front Porch Swing

[Mertex]

Don't mind me, I'm just toddling about talking to myself.

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That. Was. Awesome.

So I get a cup of coffee and come out to the Porch and all the seats are taken!

It's a dog's world.......

 

[BDBoop]

You gotta read the slideshow at the bottom.

5-Year-Old's Attempt To Forge Mommy's Signature Is Definitely Frame-Worthy

 

[BDBoop]

Young man just called in, the mother of his child is going on six months pregnant and gone into labor. I hope they can get her back out of labor, this is far too early to be giving birth.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Something new for the Porch Swing.

Stat's wild tidbit of the day.


Notice anything about this sentence?


"Are we not drawn onward to new era?"


Back in 6 hours to give the answer if no one has gotten it by then...

 

[BDBoop]

Something new for the Porch Swing.

Stat's wild tidbit of the day.


Notice anything about this sentence?


"Are we not drawn onward to new era?"


Back in 6 hours to give the answer if no one has gotten it by then...

In a "madam, I'm Adam" fashion?

 

[BDBoop]

Agreed.

 

[Connery]

Good Morning all!!

USS Constitution "Old Ironsides"

 

[BDBoop]

Mornin, sir!

 

[Bloodrock44]

Something new for the Porch Swing.

Stat's wild tidbit of the day.


Notice anything about this sentence?


"Are we not drawn onward to new era?"


Back in 6 hours to give the answer if no one has gotten it by then...

It reads the same backwards as forward.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Hate it when I can't sleep. No reason, I feel fine but woke up at 3. BOING! Eyes wide open. Stayed in bed, tried to go back to sleep, finally got up and have actually gotten a lot done. Worked out and now I'm hungry.

Now, its getting light and soon the sun will come up over the lake. So beautiful. The fox will make his rounds and if I'm lucky, I'll get a glimpse of him as he comes up onto the deck and crosses along the back of the house. He cleans up whatever bird seed left from the night before and then hits our compost pile.

We take our bird feeders in because the raccoons will take them. They especially love the hummer feeders in summer. Last year, we watched on hang from a hummingbird feeder. It tipped because of his weight and as he glug-glugged as fast as he could, it was also running down his front. Doncha just know his family helped him wash up when he got home?

As soon as its light enough, the eagles will come to fish. Then, after they've gone, the vultures and pelicans will come to shop for their breakfasts.

The pelicans came early this year. Started with 6, all standing around on the ice, arguing about whose idea it was to get here while the lake was frozen over. Now there are approximately a gazillion of them. between the pelicans and the gulls, it looks and sounds like a Jacques Cousteau film of a rookery.

Still not quite light enough to hang the bird feeders.

G'Mornin all.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Something new for the Porch Swing.

Stat's wild tidbit of the day.


Notice anything about this sentence?


"Are we not drawn onward to new era?"


Back in 6 hours to give the answer if no one has gotten it by then...

It reads the same backwards as forward.

A palindrome!

Nice.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Something new for the Porch Swing.

Stat's wild tidbit of the day.


Notice anything about this sentence?


"Are we not drawn onward to new era?"


Back in 6 hours to give the answer if no one has gotten it by then...

It reads the same backwards as forward.

A palindrome!

Nice.

Bravo!!! Spot-on!!!

 

[BDBoop]

Hate it when I can't sleep. No reason, I feel fine but woke up at 3. BOING! Eyes wide open. Stayed in bed, tried to go back to sleep, finally got up and have actually gotten a lot done. Worked out and now I'm hungry.

Now, its getting light and soon the sun will come up over the lake. So beautiful. The fox will make his rounds and if I'm lucky, I'll get a glimpse of him as he comes up onto the deck and crosses along the back of the house. He cleans up whatever bird seed left from the night before and then hits our compost pile.

We take our bird feeders in because the raccoons will take them. They especially love the hummer feeders in summer. Last year, we watched on hang from a hummingbird feeder. It tipped because of his weight and as he glug-glugged as fast as he could, it was also running down his front. Doncha just know his family helped him wash up when he got home?

As soon as its light enough, the eagles will come to fish. Then, after they've gone, the vultures and pelicans will come to shop for their breakfasts.

The pelicans came early this year. Started with 6, all standing around on the ice, arguing about whose idea it was to get here while the lake was frozen over. Now there are approximately a gazillion of them. between the pelicans and the gulls, it looks and sounds like a Jacques Cousteau film of a rookery.

Still not quite light enough to hang the bird feeders.

G'Mornin all.

It really sounds lovely quite lovely.

 

[BDBoop]

It reads the same backwards as forward.

A palindrome!

Nice.

Bravo!!! Spot-on!!!

Yup, and I got it right about three minutes after you posted, and Bloodrock did right after.

 

[pacer]

Hate it when I can't sleep. No reason, I feel fine but woke up at 3. BOING! Eyes wide open. Stayed in bed, tried to go back to sleep, finally got up and have actually gotten a lot done. Worked out and now I'm hungry.

Now, its getting light and soon the sun will come up over the lake. So beautiful. The fox will make his rounds and if I'm lucky, I'll get a glimpse of him as he comes up onto the deck and crosses along the back of the house. He cleans up whatever bird seed left from the night before and then hits our compost pile.

We take our bird feeders in because the raccoons will take them. They especially love the hummer feeders in summer. Last year, we watched on hang from a hummingbird feeder. It tipped because of his weight and as he glug-glugged as fast as he could, it was also running down his front. Doncha just know his family helped him wash up when he got home?

As soon as its light enough, the eagles will come to fish. Then, after they've gone, the vultures and pelicans will come to shop for their breakfasts.

The pelicans came early this year. Started with 6, all standing around on the ice, arguing about whose idea it was to get here while the lake was frozen over. Now there are approximately a gazillion of them. between the pelicans and the gulls, it looks and sounds like a Jacques Cousteau film of a rookery.

Still not quite light enough to hang the bird feeders.

It sounds sooo beautiful where you are.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

It reads the same backwards as forward.

A palindrome!

Nice.

Bravo!!! Spot-on!!!

I wasn't the first to get it though.

It really is beautiful here. We were just out on the deck. The lake just comes alive at dawn - eagles, great blue herons, Canada geese, ducks. And now the songbirds are at the feeders.

 

[BDBoop]

A palindrome!

Nice.

Bravo!!! Spot-on!!!

I wasn't the first to get it though.

It really is beautiful here. We were just out on the deck. The lake just comes alive at dawn - eagles, great blue herons, Canada geese, ducks. And now the songbirds are at the feeders.

I'd be jealous, but that's petty.

No, I checked. I'm jealous.

 

[bodecea]

It's almost 7 am and it's DARK OUT! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[BDBoop]

It's almost 7 am and it's DARK OUT! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

But you'll catch it at the other end!

 

[JakeStarkey]

A new week. Wonder what it will bring?