The Front Porch Swing

[Statistikhengst]

Who picked out the carpeting?

When in doubt, blame me.

Statilicious is the designated whipping boy for this week, but next week is Pogo's shift...

 

[Statistikhengst]

Who picked out the carpeting?

we were waiting for you. We couldn't decide. I said wood floors but got overruled

Well....while I admire the cost-saving attitude...I think that the orange shag is a bit...much... dontcha think?

However, it will hide a multitude of sins

and how we love to sin...

 

[Derideo_Te]

I like hanging out on the front porch. its about time I get to know you all outside the madness err forums

Aren't you supposed to be keeping the madness in check?



Just kidding, it is a thankless task so consider yourself thanked...

...along with all the other mods and admins!

In fact I think we need a mod/admin appreciation day!

How does Feb 29th sound?

I've invested in some Drones. Look out your window....oh man I just got a great pic of you looking out

Wait! Don't close your curtains I was kidding!!

February 29th works for me, it's a week long celebration right?

Yup, plus the pizza is free courtesy of the Coffee Shoppe and the Tavern lets you drink on the house.

The floor show is the CanCan starring [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], [MENTION=18905]Sherry[/MENTION], [MENTION=18988]PixieStix[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION], [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=31258]BDBoop[/MENTION]

 

[Statistikhengst]

I like hanging out on the front porch. its about time I get to know you all outside the madness err forums

Aren't you supposed to be keeping the madness in check?



Just kidding, it is a thankless task so consider yourself thanked...

...along with all the other mods and admins!

In fact I think we need a mod/admin appreciation day!

How does Feb 29th sound?

Calendar says that Feb 29th only collides with the Festival of the five golden chalices of Arishtunie on Betazed Prime, otherwise, it's cool.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Aren't you supposed to be keeping the madness in check?



Just kidding, it is a thankless task so consider yourself thanked...

...along with all the other mods and admins!

In fact I think we need a mod/admin appreciation day!

How does Feb 29th sound?

I've invested in some Drones. Look out your window....oh man I just got a great pic of you looking out

Wait! Don't close your curtains I was kidding!!

February 29th works for me, it's a week long celebration right?

Yup, plus the pizza is free courtesy of the Coffee Shoppe and the Tavern lets you drink on the house.

The floor show is the CanCan starring [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], [MENTION=18905]Sherry[/MENTION], [MENTION=18988]PixieStix[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION], [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=31258]BDBoop[/MENTION]

My goodness, we have limber women here in USMB!!! Yoohoo!!! Why, I didn't even realize that they were wearing red plumes on their heads the first 75 times that I look at that excellent USMB family photo.

 

[Mertex]

Protect your spirit from contamination, limit your time with negative people ~Thema Davis

Words I've always lived by.

I'm going to do that.....thanks.....

 

[Mertex]

Who picked out the carpeting?

That's not carpeting.....it's tile....

 

[Mertex]

Aren't you supposed to be keeping the madness in check?



Just kidding, it is a thankless task so consider yourself thanked...

...along with all the other mods and admins!

In fact I think we need a mod/admin appreciation day!

How does Feb 29th sound?

I've invested in some Drones. Look out your window....oh man I just got a great pic of you looking out

Wait! Don't close your curtains I was kidding!!

February 29th works for me, it's a week long celebration right?

Yup, plus the pizza is free courtesy of the Coffee Shoppe and the Tavern lets you drink on the house.

The floor show is the CanCan starring [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], [MENTION=18905]Sherry[/MENTION], [MENTION=18988]PixieStix[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION], [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=31258]BDBoop[/MENTION]

Who are the other two? Derideo_Te and Statistkihengst? ....

 

[Mertex]

The weather is so awful today.....I had to go to my "implant" consultation (not breasts, in case you were getting excited), and it was drizzling and cold....wish I had stayed in bed...

 

[Statistikhengst]

I've invested in some Drones. Look out your window....oh man I just got a great pic of you looking out

Wait! Don't close your curtains I was kidding!!

February 29th works for me, it's a week long celebration right?

Yup, plus the pizza is free courtesy of the Coffee Shoppe and the Tavern lets you drink on the house.

The floor show is the CanCan starring [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], [MENTION=18905]Sherry[/MENTION], [MENTION=18988]PixieStix[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION], [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=31258]BDBoop[/MENTION]

Who are the other two? Derideo_Te and Statistkihengst? ....

The legs are not muscular enough....

 

[Mertex]

Yup, plus the pizza is free courtesy of the Coffee Shoppe and the Tavern lets you drink on the house.

The floor show is the CanCan starring [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], [MENTION=18905]Sherry[/MENTION], [MENTION=18988]PixieStix[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION], [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=31258]BDBoop[/MENTION]

Who are the other two? Derideo_Te and Statistkihengst? ....

The legs are not muscular enough....

The second from the left looks like he could be a guy.....legs, too.

 

[Statistikhengst]

chuckle, chuckle...

 

[Derideo_Te]

Who are the other two? Derideo_Te and Statistkihengst? ....

The legs are not muscular enough....

The second from the left looks like he could be a guy.....legs, too.

Now I have to wonder when it was that Mertex became an expert on guys legs in frilly skirts, stockings and high heels!

Must have been when she was having that dalliance with [MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION]!

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

The second from the left definitely isn't me! I'm a female with a male s/n. Not to confuse anyone. lol..

 

[Gracie]

I like hanging out on the front porch. its about time I get to know you all outside the madness err forums

Me likes new thread title.


Cool. And it's not just for humans!

You're welcome.

/Unsubscribed.

 

[Sarah G]

Kind of a sexy outdoor space.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Florida style.

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[Sarah G]

Kind of a sexy outdoor space.

Florida style.

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That's what I was thinking.

 

[BDBoop]

Protect your spirit from contamination, limit your time with negative people ~Thema Davis

Words I've always lived by.

Agreed. It's too much of an upward slog, trying to regain equilibrium after spending some time with the dementors.

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."

—Remus Lupin to Harry Potter

 

[BDBoop]

Who picked out the carpeting?

If you like it, that was me. If not, it was either Mertex or Stat. Possibly DT. I don't wanna name names. >.>