Come on, it's the most reliable, underrated, underappreciated fixture in all our homes! Anyone with drinking and/or hallucinogen experience knows that when you are feverishly, PUKING hung-over, that ice-cold toilet bowl is your only friend in the entire physical universe!
See, I'm so appreciative of toilets, I forgive the fact that a vicious toilet murdered EVERY one of my family members in one day! Because I somehow blame global warming for any toilet violence.
See, I'm so appreciative of toilets, I forgive the fact that a vicious toilet murdered EVERY one of my family members in one day! Because I somehow blame global warming for any toilet violence.