The trump watch

[roderick]

Oh, but I did.

It's in there.

Then quote it.

 

[Crepitus]

Then quote it.

Crafted with approximately 200 grams of solid 18 Karat Gold and adorned with 122 individual VS1 Diamonds, the Victory Tourbillon is a bold, gold statement of success, personally designed for President Trump and only 147 of his most dedicated collectors.

 

[roderick]

Crafted with approximately 200 grams of solid 18 Karat Gold and adorned with 122 individual VS1 Diamonds, the Victory Tourbillon is a bold, gold statement of success, personally designed for President Trump and only 147 of his most dedicated collectors.

Your quote above says it is designed FOR Trump. You quote above says nothing about a Trump claim.

 

[Crepitus]

Your quote above says it is designed FOR Trump. You quote above says nothing about a Trump claim.

Ah, I see the problem here!!

I've been treating you as if you are normal, when in reality you're just another idiot cultist looking for absolution for the Orange Ghod.

My bad.

 

[roderick]

Ah, I see the problem here!!

I've been treating you as if you are normal, when in reality you're just another idiot cultist looking for absolution for the Orange Ghod.

My bad.

Yes, next time, read what you post.

 

[Crepitus]

Yes, next time, read what you post.

Just keep doubling down on the stupid, Kiddo, I'll be over here laughing.

 

[roderick]

Just keep doubling down on the stupid, Kiddo, I'll be over here laughing.

Just keep up on your literacy skills, Johnny!

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

Our "financially challenged" folks have more common sense than to drop that kind of money on a watch.

Of course, there is the new black Trump supporter contingent that likes their bling.

That contingent exists? What black person drops $100k on a relatively unknown Trump branded watch? Or $400 on a pair of gaudy gold high tops? Is every black person a rapper into bling? Are they buying the bibles?

Seems... Out of touch.

 

[0311]

Selling from $499.00 to $100,000.00 they must be some pretty nice watches. right?

Nope. It's all a scam, unsurprisingly.

Even the highest end version is a ripoff.

Almost the entirety of the cost for the Victory models comes in the material cost for the “solid gold” case and bracelet. Trump claims there’s 200 grams of 18K gold in each watch. If true, the spot price of gold puts that cost near $13,000.1 That’s real money.

The tourbillon movement inside these watches also appears to be an off-the-shelf product, but at least it’s a high shelf.2 If I had to bet, I’d guess the Victory uses something from Olivier Mory, who sells “Swiss Made” tourbillon movements that generally run around $3,000.

How does Mory keep costs down? “Swiss Made” is like “Broadway”—it sounds like a colloquial description, but it’s actually a legal term of art.3 Swiss Made means that 60 percent of the manufacturing costs and 50 percent of the “essential manufacturing step” must occur in Switzerland. Mory sources as many parts of his movement as he can from outside Switzerland—while still maintaining his “Swiss Made” status. And he streamlines his build process so that he can assemble 1,000 movements per month while keeping half of the “essential manufacturing step” in country.4

I can’t speak to the cost of the diamonds because there’s no information about the total karat weight involved but they appear to be quite small, in the <1mm range. For the sake of argument let’s say that the diamonds add another $1,000.

We’re now talking about a total production cost in the neighborhood of $20,000—and possibly much less—for a watch offered at $100,000.

As a point of reference, the list price on a solid gold Rolex Submariner is $40,600. In the Submariner you get an in-house, state-of-the-art movement running at COSC spec inside a bullet-proof case. The fit and finish will be superlative. And even though you’re paying over the odds for the Rolex name, you’re getting 10x the watch for 40 percent of the price of a Trump Victory.

Did I mention that the Trump Victory can’t get wet? From the Trump website: “The Tourbillon watches are not intended for water exposure.”

So, you know, don’t wear it to a boat parade.


The cheaper ones actually come in at about $20.00 to make.

Helluva profit if you can get away with it.
How many of you fella have one on order?

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About the Trump Watch

Surprise! It’s a scam.

www.thebulwark.com

He sure as shit knows his marks.