The Warmergate Scandal

[Wry Catcher]

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[☭proletarian☭]

It is very important to treat Satan and his Demons with respect at all times. DON'T EVER SUMMON DEMONS FOR FUN OR TO PLAY AROUND. SUMMONING A DEMON IS VERY DANGEROUS ...

Kids and Teens for Satan

 

[saveliberty]

You would think someone in the Climate business would stay a little more current. We have seen this all before. Everytime someone in the public gets caught, they all act the same way.

 

[The T]

You would think someone in the Climate business would stay a little more current. We have seen this all before. Everytime someone in the public gets caught, they all act the same way.

Of course. Every effort is made toward intimidation.

 

[Oddball]

Actually, dipshit, to make a snide comment about your stupid username invoking an allusion to your own sexual orientation (I do presume you are a gay man) is not exhibiting a fascination. You'd know that if you had even a passing familiarity with the meaning of words.

In any event, dipstick, whether or not I am "tough" is just not relevant to any mature discussion of anything here -- which you might know if you could be mature instead of just pontificating about it in your endlessly hypocritical way.

Now then. Back on topic. What relevance is a CV to you?

Oh, right. I forgot. You weren't being "on topic" even when you asked that stupid question.

"CV" is a swabbie reference to an aircraft carrier. It's one of those little intra-service rivalry things that only insiders get, or even give a shit about.

Even his attempts at insults suck.

 

[Oddball]

"We are seeing the death of the Kyoto Protocol," said Djemouai Kamel of Algeria, the head of the 50-nation Africa group.

"Nothing is happening at this moment," Zia Hoque Mukta, a delegate from Bangladesh, told The Associated Press. He said developing countries have demanded that conference president Connie Hedegaard of Denmark bring the industrial nations' emissions targets to the top of the agenda before talks can resume.

Developing countries boycott UN climate talks - Yahoo! News

Well, of course....Eugenics always starts with offing of the weaker.

 

[The T]

"We are seeing the death of the Kyoto Protocol," said Djemouai Kamel of Algeria, the head of the 50-nation Africa group.

"Nothing is happening at this moment," Zia Hoque Mukta, a delegate from Bangladesh, told The Associated Press. He said developing countries have demanded that conference president Connie Hedegaard of Denmark bring the industrial nations' emissions targets to the top of the agenda before talks can resume.

Developing countries boycott UN climate talks - Yahoo! News

Well, of course....Eugenics always starts with offing of the weaker.

And from what I just heard while listening to Rush? They've put off ANY decision for 6 (SIX) years.

Now wait a minute? I thought this was paramount? It had to be done NOW or we are all doomed?

But rest easy? OwlGore tells us the glaciers will melt in the next 5 years, so I guess it won't matter.

Now I wonder what effect this news will have on Cap-N-Tax pending in this country?

 

[Wry Catcher]

Actually, dipshit, to make a snide comment about your stupid username invoking an allusion to your own sexual orientation (I do presume you are a gay man) is not exhibiting a fascination. You'd know that if you had even a passing familiarity with the meaning of words.

In any event, dipstick, whether or not I am "tough" is just not relevant to any mature discussion of anything here -- which you might know if you could be mature instead of just pontificating about it in your endlessly hypocritical way.

Now then. Back on topic. What relevance is a CV to you?

Oh, right. I forgot. You weren't being "on topic" even when you asked that stupid question.

"CV" is a swabbie reference to an aircraft carrier. It's one of those little intra-service rivalry things that only insiders get, or even give a shit about.

Even his attempts at insults suck.

Dumb and dumber. CVA or CVN are Naval Vessels, CV is ones resume.

 

[Oddball]

Yeah, yeah, yeah....

I wasn't even in the Navy and knew this shit:

CV -- Aircraft Carriers.
Includes CV, CVA, CVAN, CVB, CVL, CVN, CVS and CVT.

USN Ships -- by Hull Number: CV -- Aircraft Carriers

That you meant CV as in someone's resume is pretty much irrelevant, fucking dope.

 

[Liability]

Actually, dipshit, to make a snide comment about your stupid username invoking an allusion to your own sexual orientation (I do presume you are a gay man) is not exhibiting a fascination. You'd know that if you had even a passing familiarity with the meaning of words.

In any event, dipstick, whether or not I am "tough" is just not relevant to any mature discussion of anything here -- which you might know if you could be mature instead of just pontificating about it in your endlessly hypocritical way.

Now then. Back on topic. What relevance is a CV to you?

Oh, right. I forgot. You weren't being "on topic" even when you asked that stupid question.

"CV" is a swabbie reference to an aircraft carrier. It's one of those little intra-service rivalry things that only insiders get, or even give a shit about.

Even his attempts at insults suck.

Dumb and dumber. CVA or CVN are Naval Vessels, CV is ones resume.

Yeah, fucktard. I know what a fucking CV is, stupid. Almost everyone knows that Hell, it seems even you do.

That still leaves open (and unaswered by you) my question: of what relevance is my CV to this discussion?

That's right. It isn't relevant to the discussion in any meaningful way whatsofucking ever.

God God, you are one pathetically ignorant stupid piece of shit.

It's amusing to watch you flail and flounder as you've been doing.

 

[The T]

"CV" is a swabbie reference to an aircraft carrier. It's one of those little intra-service rivalry things that only insiders get, or even give a shit about.

Even his attempts at insults suck.

Dumb and dumber. CVA or CVN are Naval Vessels, CV is ones resume.

Yeah, fucktard. I know what a fucking CV is, stupid. Almost everyone knows that Hell, it seems even you do.

That still leaves open (and unaswered by you) my question: of what relevance is my CV to this discussion?

That's right. It isn't relevant to the discussion in any meaningful way whatsofucking ever.

God God, you are one pathetically ignorant stupid piece of shit.

It's amusing to watch you flail and flounder as you've been doing.

Wry should'a given up while they thought they were ahead...

 

[Oddball]

Some more buffoonery, found in the HARRY READ ME file:

As you read the programmer's comments below, remember, this is only a fraction of what he says.

- "But what are all those monthly files? DON'T KNOW, UNDOCUMENTED. Wherever I look, there are data files, no info about what they are other than their names. And that's useless ..." (Page 17)

- "It's botch after botch after botch." (18)

- "The biggest immediate problem was the loss of an hour's edits to the program, when the network died ... no explanation from anyone, I hope it's not a return to last year's troubles ... This surely is the worst project I've ever attempted. Eeeek." (31)

- "Oh, GOD, if I could start this project again and actually argue the case for junking the inherited program suite." (37)

- "... this should all have been rewritten from scratch a year ago!" (45)

- "Am I the first person to attempt to get the CRU databases in working order?!!" (47)

- "As far as I can see, this renders the (weather) station counts totally meaningless." (57)

- "COBAR AIRPORT AWS (data from an Australian weather station) cannot start in 1962, it didn't open until 1993!" (71)

- "What the hell is supposed to happen here? Oh yeah -- there is no 'supposed,' I can make it up. So I have : - )" (98)

- "You can't imagine what this has cost me -- to actually allow the operator to assign false WMO (World Meteorological Organization) codes!! But what else is there in such situations? Especially when dealing with a 'Master' database of dubious provenance ..." (98)

- "So with a somewhat cynical shrug, I added the nuclear option -- to match every WMO possible, and turn the rest into new stations ... In other words what CRU usually do. It will allow bad databases to pass unnoticed, and good databases to become bad ..." (98-9)

- "OH F--- THIS. It's Sunday evening, I've worked all weekend, and just when I thought it was done, I'm hitting yet another problem that's based on the hopeless state of our databases." (241).

- "This whole project is SUCH A MESS ..." (266)

And based on stuff like this, politicians are going to blow up our economy and lower our standard of living to "fix" the climate?

http://www.torontosun.com/comment/columnists/lorrie_goldstein/2009/11/29/11967916-sun.html

The files, for all you "that's out of context" hoax deniers: http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/HARRY_READ_ME.txt

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Man those smart scientists should have been a Little bit smarter about communicating all that electronically.

You should never type anything on-line you don't want the whole world to see/hear/find out about.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Plymco, snarks like T, Dude, Liability, Twister, etc., do it ALL the time!

 

[The T]

Plymco, snarks like T, Dude, Liability, Twister, etc., do it ALL the time!

Two Words:

Fuck + You

Get over yourself, poseur.

 

[Modbert]

Plymco, snarks like T, Dude, Liability, Twister, etc., do it ALL the time!

And as soon as you say that, one of the first three will say something.

 

[Modbert]

Two Words:

Fuck + You

Get over yourself, poseur.

Thomas! Buddy ol Pal ol friend! How are you doing this evening?

 

[JakeStarkey]

Get over yourself, poseur.

So predictable.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Two Words:

Fuck + You

Get over yourself, poseur.

Thomas! Buddy ol Pal ol friend! How are you doing this evening?

T is feeling the spirit of Christmas cheer. He is also putting an awful lot of cheer into the eggnog!

 

[The T]

Predictable...Gracie?

You don't know the word...I see two RATS in the TRAP

Keep on keepin' on...