things which cannot be proven

[shart_attack]

That Erik the Red wouldn't have loved boiled okra.

 

[shart_attack]

That Helen of Troy wouldn't have posed for Playboy.

 

[shart_attack]

That you would have liked that Choose Your Own Adventure story more if you hadn't cheated, and snuck peeks of all the endings beforehand.

@Pennywise

 

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That a family of mosquitoes from Duluth, Minnesota on a picnic wasn't once killed by a tsunami.

 

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That there isn't a kilo of cocaine stuck in a crag in the Marianas Trench.

@daws101

 

[shart_attack]

That two cockroaches didn't mate in a laundromat in downtown Charleston, South Carolina on one July night in 1994.

 

[shart_attack]

That pterodactyls didn't speak Urdu.

 

[shart_attack]

That that cowboy beetle that was kicking frantically while lying on its back under the awning of your porch in 1978 would have ever gotten back on its feet if only you hadn't squished him with your boot.

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

That this thread is a complete waste of time.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Whether the chicken or the egg came first!




^ did I beat everyone to it?

 

[shart_attack]

That life is in and of itself a waste of time.

 

[shart_attack]

That you wouldn't have gone to jail if you'd have put that loaf of bread in your shorts and walked out of Wal-Mart five years ago.

 

[shart_attack]

That in another galaxy, the apple still doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[RosieS]

Whether the chicken or the egg came first!




^ did I beat everyone to it?

Nope, proven. The egg shell has a combo of chemicals only provided by a hen's va-jay- jay , so hens and roosters came first.

Regards from Rosie

 

[RosieS]

That there was or wasn't a second shooter on the Grassy Knoll.

Regards from Rosie

 

[RosieS]

That the answer to everything really is 42.

Too obscure?

Regards from Rosie

 

[shart_attack]

That the answer to everything really is 42.

Too obscure?

Regards from Rosie

I forget what that's a reference to — but I like it anyway, just because it's cryptic.

 

[RosieS]

That Shart Attack really did come from a hairy and a not so hairy tampon .

Regards from Rosie

 

[shart_attack]

That doves cry.

 

[RosieS]

That the answer to everything really is 42.

Too obscure?

Regards from Rosie

I forget what that's a reference to — but I like it anyway, just because it's cryptic.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Regards from Rosie