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Trump Sanitarium (Strange Dianetics)

Abishai100

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This is a TrumpUSA-fitness 'mural' inspired by My Fellow Americans.

Cheers,



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"All Americans are to take part in lifestyle-hygiene 'camps.' These camps are not necessarily actual camps but social coordinations symbolic of camp-like rhetoric. Therefore, all Americans are obligated to understand the mechanical ethics of 'TrumpUSA,' the nutritional approach to American consumerism, and the spiritual contours of work-and-play. This sort of approach will prevent capitalism from turning America into a den for psychos and vigilantes."

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"All Americans are seriously encouraged to take up some kind of fitness activity. This may be walking, swimming, jogging, tennis, wrestling, cooking(!), yoga, or even reading every day. The purpose of fitness is to prevent the conveniences of consumerism-culture from turning Americans into dead fish rather than swimming fish. This is a good Christian/spiritual approach to capitalism psychology, and it ensures that America does not churn out mindless wealth-hunting stockbrokers...and monsters."

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"All Americans are encouraged but not required to understand/appreciate the pedestrian value of cartoons and comics, since this entertainment medium offers us ethics/lifestyle stories in very digestible (e.g., youth-friendly) formats. Comic book characters such as Iron Man (Marvel Comics) and the Flash (DC Comics) symbolize vitality, while cartoons such as My Little Pony and SpongeBob Squarepants encourage youngsters to think about the creativity behind pluralism culture."

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GOD: America will survive this 'capitalism-infancy' period.
SATAN: Perhaps that's true...if Trump avoids nuclear-war with North Korea!
GOD: The Trump Administration must build commerce-bridges.
SATAN: Is Trump's government compatible with the World Bank and the EPA?
GOD: Trump's advisors work with Democrats to make sure work is complimentary.
SATAN: Americans love television and cinema.
GOD: Well, they should also embrace the intellectual value of National Geographic.
SATAN: Imagine if World War 3 exposes terrible levels of global eco-pollution.
GOD: Global warming is a concern that should not be mocked.
SATAN: I support the environmentalism organization the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation!
GOD: Maybe celebrities can serve as 'sanitarium diplomats.'
SATAN: Isn't that what the film A Cure for Wellness is all about?

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