TRUMP: The Movie

[schmidlap]

Holding a funhouse mirror up to nature isn't always easy, especially when nature is so unnatural.

While he's still in Chris Christie's rearview mirror, it's timely to cast the principles.

A lock:​

Gary Busey as the zany, self-obsessed, pathological liar

Caitlyn Jenner as Melania

Christopher Lloyd as Rudolph "Squidhead" Giuliani

Nick Nolte as Steve "Bam Bam" Bannon

This Guy as "Fixer" Cohen & Stephanie Clifford as Stormy Daniels

The Tweedles Dee and Dum as hapless toadies Parnas and Fruman

Zippy as Roger Stone

The Loser's self-indicting selfie Goons as themselves.

Please offer your recommendations for additional cast members. Roger Corman is the tentative director.

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[Oddball]

 

[Otis Mayfield]

Holding a funhouse mirror up to nature isn't always easy, especially when nature is so unnatural.

While he's still in Chris Christie's rearview mirror, it's timely to cast the principles.

A lock:​

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Gary Busey as the zany, self-obsessed, pathological liar

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Caitlyn Jenner as Melania

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Christopher Lloyd as Rudolph "Squidhead" Giuliani

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Nock Nolte as Steve "Bam Bam" Bannon

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This Guy as "Fixer" Cohen & Stephanie Clifford as Stormy Daniels

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The Tweedles Dee and Dum as hapless toadies Parnas and Fruman

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Zippy as Roger Stone

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The Loser's self-indicting selfie Goons as themselves.

Please offer your recommendations for additional cast members. Roger Corman is the tentative director.


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I'd pay money to see that!

 

[schmidlap]

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Thee extent to which I control you is scary!

 

[MarathonMike]

Please offer your recommendations for additional cast members. Roger Corman is the tentative director.

Sure here is my recommendation for Joe Biden:

 

[Oddball]

Thee extent to which I control you is scary!

You don't control jack schitt, sock puppet peckerhead.

 

[Auld Phart]

Holding a funhouse mirror up to nature isn't always easy, especially when nature is so unnatural.

While he's still in Chris Christie's rearview mirror, it's timely to cast the principles.

A lock:​

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Gary Busey as the zany, self-obsessed, pathological liar

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Caitlyn Jenner as Melania

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Christopher Lloyd as Rudolph "Squidhead" Giuliani

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Nock Nolte as Steve "Bam Bam" Bannon

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This Guy as "Fixer" Cohen & Stephanie Clifford as Stormy Daniels

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The Tweedles Dee and Dum as hapless toadies Parnas and Fruman

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Zippy as Roger Stone

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The Loser's self-indicting selfie Goons as themselves.

Please offer your recommendations for additional cast members. Roger Corman is the tentative director.


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Don't forget Margaret Hamilton as the Speaker

Liberace as Schiff

and Danny DeVito as Nadler

for the Impeachment scene

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[Crepitus]

Holding a funhouse mirror up to nature isn't always easy, especially when nature is so unnatural.

While he's still in Chris Christie's rearview mirror, it's timely to cast the principles.

A lock:​

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Gary Busey as the zany, self-obsessed, pathological liar

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Caitlyn Jenner as Melania

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Christopher Lloyd as Rudolph "Squidhead" Giuliani

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Nick Nolte as Steve "Bam Bam" Bannon

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This Guy as "Fixer" Cohen & Stephanie Clifford as Stormy Daniels

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The Tweedles Dee and Dum as hapless toadies Parnas and Fruman

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Zippy as Roger Stone

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The Loser's self-indicting selfie Goons as themselves.

Please offer your recommendations for additional cast members. Roger Corman is the tentative director.


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Cabinet members.

 

[schmidlap]

and Danny DeVito as Nadler
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for the Impeachment scene

Huzzah! There has to be a role for DeVito!

Working title: Orange is the New Orange

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[schmidlap]

Sure here is my recommendation for Joe Biden:

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The sequel comes later.

 

[schmidlap]

You don't control jack schitt, sock puppet peckerhead.

Jackpot!

 

[MarathonMike]

The sequel comes later.

How is Biden not part of your silly "movie"? You might recall they ran against each other in the 2020 election. And what could be better casting for Biden than a wooden dummy?

 

[schmidlap]

How is Biden not part of your silly "movie"? You might recall they ran against each other in the 2020 election. And what could be better casting for Biden than a wooden dummy?

Winners can be far too boring to make into a flick.

Desperate diversions aside, Busey will be great!

"My Secret Service codename is 'Covfefe Bigly'!"​

 

[schmidlap]

How is Biden not part of your silly "movie"? You might recall they ran against each other in the 2020 election. And what could be better casting for Biden than a wooden dummy?

What if the failed casino operator was only being ridden the way he rode Stormy Daniels?

Premise: The Cry Baby Loser was only serving as a squishy stepping stone for a diabolical mastermind with a vision! His grandstanding refusal to shed light on the January 6 desecration signals its launch, the media only too happy to send him skyward?

Just as there are many who adjudged BETTER CALL SAUL superior to BREAKING BAD from which it spun off,

TRUMP: THE SEQUEL!
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Open to a bleak vista as a murky sun rises on a barnacle-covered golf cart sinking below the rising seas consuming Mar-a-Lago. Pan to the scuzzy countenance of the inheritor of the whirlwind tailwind of the windbag, blowing his fetid breath upon the creaking populist weather vane.

Steve Bannon:
'I'm fascinated by Mussolini'​

Bannon has an unusual propensity for pandering to Trumpery, crapping on it, and then ingratiating himself with the true-believers yet again. A Harvard-educated Goldman Sachs alumnus who ran his own boutique investment banking firm, he became a Hollywood producer, honing his skills in that bastion of moral integrity. His dainty step into Trumpy politics was as unerring as a gps-guided ugly-ass Bruno Magli loafer into a pile of prissy Pekingese poop on Rodeo Drive.

Bannon has repeatedly bitch-slapped Trumpery with impunity. An instance:

January 3, 2018. The dramatic collapse on Wednesday of the shaky alliance between President Donald Trump and his former chief strategist, Steve Bannon, marked perhaps the most vicious falling out between a president and a former aide in modern history. But the fireworks capped months of tension between the two, who have repeatedly taken veiled shots at each other through the news media but never attacked each other on the national stage.​

One might have easily assumed he would be permanently banished from the cult after he had candidly opined on the insecure Trump’s senior lickspittles secretly meeting with Putin’s agents during the campaign:

“The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn’t have any lawyers. - Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it’s all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately.”​

Bannon is actually a chronic Trumpy abuser, and he repeatedly sweet-talks his dupes into withdrawing their complaints, giving the dapper charmer "just one more chance."

When Bannon was arrested on fraud charges concerning his “Build the Wall” scam in which he fleeced hapless Trumpets by enticing promises of the Emperor God’s phantom erection, he was being bankrolled by Guo Wengui, the Chinese-born billionaire on whose yacht he was hiding out whilst refining his xenophobic "Man of the People" shtick

Bannon once described himself as a “Leninist” who wants to “bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today’s establishment” whose scheme to start a rightist “academy” in an abandoned Italian monastery and fomenting a Eurosceptic, anti-democratic bloc in the European parliament fizzled.

Never fear! Bannon rises - like an acid reflux action.

(Rumors of Felon Michael Flynn starting a personal "Me, Too!" movement to promote an OAN mini-series are unconfirmed.)

 

[Oddball]

What if the failed casino operator was only being ridden the way he rode Stormy Daniels?

Premise: The Cry Baby Loser was only serving as a squishy stepping stone for a diabolical mastermind with a vision! His grandstanding refusal to shed light on the January 6 desecration signals its launch, the media only too happy to send him skyward?

Just as there are many who adjudged BETTER CALL SAUL superior to BREAKING BAD from which it spun off,

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TRUMP: THE SEQUEL!
​

Open to a bleak vista as a murky sun rises on a barnacle-covered golf cart sinking below the rising seas consuming Mar-a-Lago. Pan to the scuzzy countenance of the inheritor of the whirlwind tailwind of the windbag, blowing his fetid breath upon the creaking populist weather vane.

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Steve Bannon:
'I'm fascinated by Mussolini'​

Bannon has an unusual propensity for pandering to Trumpery, crapping on it, and then ingratiating himself with the true-believers yet again. A Harvard-educated Goldman Sachs alumnus who ran his own boutique investment banking firm, he became a Hollywood producer, honing his skills in that bastion of moral integrity. His dainty step into Trumpy politics was as unerring as a gps-guided ugly-ass Bruno Magli loafer into a pile of prissy Pekingese poop on Rodeo Drive.

Bannon has repeatedly bitch-slapped Trumpery with impunity. An instance:

January 3, 2018. The dramatic collapse on Wednesday of the shaky alliance between President Donald Trump and his former chief strategist, Steve Bannon, marked perhaps the most vicious falling out between a president and a former aide in modern history. But the fireworks capped months of tension between the two, who have repeatedly taken veiled shots at each other through the news media but never attacked each other on the national stage.​

One might have easily assumed he would be permanently banished from the cult after he had candidly opined on the insecure Trump’s senior lickspittles secretly meeting with Putin’s agents during the campaign:

“The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn’t have any lawyers. - Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it’s all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately.”​

Bannon is actually a chronic Trumpy abuser, and he repeatedly sweet-talks his dupes into withdrawing their complaints, giving the dapper charmer "just one more chance."

When Bannon was arrested on fraud charges concerning his “Build the Wall” scam in which he fleeced hapless Trumpets by enticing promises of the Emperor God’s phantom erection, he was being bankrolled by Guo Wengui, the Chinese-born billionaire on whose yacht he was hiding out whilst refining his xenophobic "Man of the People" shtick

Bannon once described himself as a “Leninist” who wants to “bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today’s establishment” whose scheme to start a rightist “academy” in an abandoned Italian monastery and fomenting a Eurosceptic, anti-democratic bloc in the European parliament fizzled.

Never fear! Bannon rises - like an acid reflux action.

(Rumors of Felon Michael Flynn starting a personal "Me, Too!" movement to promote an OAN mini-series are unconfirmed.)

 

[schmidlap]

How is Biden not part of your silly "movie"? You might recall they ran against each other in the 2020 election. And what could be better casting for Biden than a wooden dummy?

Maybe the sequel, but featuring the winner of the 2020 election in TRUMP: THE MOVIE would be embarrassing for the Loser.

“Can you believe I lost to this fµcking guy?”​

We finally have a boffo ending, though. The camera panning across a going-out-of-business sale of the White House heist he stashed at Mar-a-Lago!

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