Why parents shouldn't be allowed to text

[Bloodrock44]

I'm not allowed to have a smart phone. They say I'm too dangerous. Anyway, speaking of texting, my daughter and I were in the Express Lube waiting room Saturday morning. It was full but it was very quiet. Anyway, I get a text. It's my daughter who is sitting a few feet from me. It said "your fly is open". Jeesh.

hopefully you pulled up your fly and thanked her.

Walked out. Zipped up and texted her "thanks".

 

[BDBoop]

No, it was #1. It struck me funny as hell. "Cuz that's how I roll." Something I would say to my kid...

Yes, I remember my dad saying "You have a sore toe? Call a toe truck!" /cue groan laughter

 

[Yurt]

the car one was funny

"The bitch is in my car," that one?

no, where the mom said they were buying her a car just to get her to text back