Why We Are Doomed: The Chapstick Affair

[MeBelle]

What is the situation on paste in the classroom?

Elmer's?? Eat it, for a snack... lol

 

[MeBelle]

FFS-If kids don't get a 'virus' from sharing chapstick, they'll get it from breathing on each other, sneaking smooches, or hugging each other.

Fact:

One can get AIDS from sharing chapstick.

Is AIDS a virus?

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[Sherry]

Lip balm must be a drug because I'm addicted and go through withdrawal if I don't have it...I'd get suspended from school for getting caught sneaking my fix.

 

[saveliberty]

Not like its a Vicks inhaler man.

 

[MeBelle]

Lip balm must be a drug because I'm addicted and go through withdrawal if I don't have it...I'd get suspended from school for getting caught sneaking my fix.

Totally with ya!

I must keep my lips nice and soft or I go nuts!

 

[Sherry]

I'm sure the nuts appreciate your soft lips.

 

[MeBelle]

I'm sure the nuts appreciate your soft lips.

lol! I see what you did there!


If they get lucky enough....

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

This is yet another Nanny State Run Amok story. We can't keep our borders secure or ensure the safety of diplomatic staff...but dang it, we're going to keep elementary school kids from using Chapstick.


This is yet another example of rightwing hyperbolic nonsense as well as a false comparison fallacy; you and other conservatives have a remarkable – and ridiculous – capacity to seek to contrive 'controversies' where none exist, for some imagined partisan 'advantage.'