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Women's college cancels Vagina Monologues because it isn't

I can just imagine a woman giving a monologue by talking with her vagina instead of her mouth. Line up a group of women speakers doing this and you have the vagina monologues.
 
Sounds like they need to update the show. They could have a penis lopped off, maybe crawl into a sewer and then the miraculous birth of the new woman, a beautiful butterfly blooming where the evil Neanderthal member once resided.
 
The more rabid feminists will soon want teeth transplanted to all vaginas. Then they WILL rule the world!
A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of
the changing room while shopping with her. The little
boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds
him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.

"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU
KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!" The little
boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for
the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up
thinking that all women have teeth down below.

By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a
girl. One night, while her parents were out of town,
she invites him over for a little action. After a few
hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks
him to go a bit further.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" While
pointing to her privates.

"HELL NO!" he cries."You've got teeth down there."
"No I don't," she responds.
"Yes you do," he says."My mom told me that you do."
"No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek.

"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that
all women have teeth down there.
"OhforChrist's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips
off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and
says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."

He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums,
I'm not surprised."
 
The more rabid feminists will soon want teeth transplanted to all vaginas. Then they WILL rule the world!
A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of
the changing room while shopping with her. The little
boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds
him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.

"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU
KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!" The little
boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for
the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up
thinking that all women have teeth down below.

By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a
girl. One night, while her parents were out of town,
she invites him over for a little action. After a few
hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks
him to go a bit further.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" While
pointing to her privates.

"HELL NO!" he cries."You've got teeth down there."
"No I don't," she responds.
"Yes you do," he says."My mom told me that you do."
"No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek.

"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that
all women have teeth down there.
"OhforChrist's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips
off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and
says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."

He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums,
I'm not surprised."

:lol:

See? Always brush after every meal.
 
I can just imagine a woman giving a monologue by talking with her vagina instead of her mouth. Line up a group of women speakers doing this and you have the vagina monologues.

But that would be dialogue.
 
See? Always brush after every meal.
The sex ed teacher shows some slides and asks, "who knows what
these are called"? Sally waves enthusiastically, "I know, they're mammaries
and my mommy has two of them."

She then shows a graphic depiction of a woman and her ovaries. "What
are these called?" Tommy answers correctly, "Those are ovaries and
my mommy has two of those too."

"Very good" says the teacher, she shows the next photo and calls on
Carli, who giggles and says "Those are testicles, and my daddy has two
of those too!"

"Very good Carli", she says, then shows a penis. This time little Johnny
is called on, "That's a penis and my dad has two of those too".
"No Johnny, I'm sorry, your daddy only has one, I'm sure" the teacher says.
"Nope, he has two" insists little Johnny.

The teacher comes back, "I'm certain he only has one Johnny, men only
have one of those".

Johnny, not to be deterred, insists yet again "nope, my dad has two! I've
seen both of them. He uses a little one to go to the bathroom with and he
has a big one mommy brushes her teeth with."
 
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Our resident prostitute graffiti artist was about to go down on this client when he noticed bits or corn and red peppers in her thatch.

"Wow", he asked...."You been sick?"

"No!" She snapped. "Not at all. But the guy just before you WAS!"
 
See? Always brush after every meal.
The sex ed teacher shows some slides and asks, "who knows what
these are called"? Sally waves enthusiastically, "I know, they're mammaries
and my mommy has two of them."

She then shows a graphic depiction of a woman and her ovaries. "What
are these called?" Tommy answers correctly, "Those are ovaries and
my mommy has two of those too."

"Very good" says the teacher, she shows the next photo and calls on
Carli, who giggles and says "Those are testicles, and my daddy has two
of those too!"

"Very good Carli", she says, then shows a penis. This time little Johnny
is called on, "That's a penis and my dad has two of those too".
"No Johnny, I'm sorry, your daddy only has one, I'm sure" the teacher says.
"Nope, he has two" insists little Johnny.

The teacher comes back, "I'm certain he only has one Johnny, men only
have one of those".

Johnny, not to be deterred, insists yet again "nope, my dad has two! I've
seen both of them. He uses a little one to go to the bathroom with and he
has a big one mommy brushes her teeth with."
Still reading Sex to Sexty?
 
trans friendly enough.

Liberals, you are severely mentally ill. I mean you need to be fucking locked up.

Here s the reason this all-women s college cancelled its yearly Vagina Monologues WashingtonExaminer.com

You have to pay to run it. You can't add anything to it and you can't critique it.
So, they ended it. Doesn't mean that I agree or disagree with the decision. Much ado about nothing.

Leave it to the right wing propaganda machine to turn it into a bunch of idiocy.
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