Would you be comfortable with this?

[Esmeralda]

If you live in a neighborhood where someone would steal packages from your porch, move. Where I live if you are not home the postman leaves it at the post office and leaves a note for you to go pick it up. I wouldn't want the service that they are offering because it would put pets at risk, as well wouldn't like the intrusion into privacy. Can't imagine many people would go for this.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Dude, that is every neighborhood.