bill718
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Q: How do you set a politician up in a small business?
A; Give him a big business and wait 6 months!
Q: 2 dead bodies in the road, 1 big rat, and 1 small lawyer - How do you tell the difference?
A: There were skid marks in front of the rat where the driver tried to stop!
Q: Where did the word politics originate?
A: From the Greek word "Poly" meaning many, and tics, meaning blood sucking creatures!
There were 3 people sitting at a table, a janitor, a banker, and an immigrant. On the table there were 20 doughnuts. The banker grabs 19 doughnuts for himself, then tells the janitor "Be careful, that immigrant is going to get your doughnut!"
A; Give him a big business and wait 6 months!
Q: 2 dead bodies in the road, 1 big rat, and 1 small lawyer - How do you tell the difference?
A: There were skid marks in front of the rat where the driver tried to stop!
Q: Where did the word politics originate?
A: From the Greek word "Poly" meaning many, and tics, meaning blood sucking creatures!
There were 3 people sitting at a table, a janitor, a banker, and an immigrant. On the table there were 20 doughnuts. The banker grabs 19 doughnuts for himself, then tells the janitor "Be careful, that immigrant is going to get your doughnut!"
