Pakhan: Good to see you comrade Trumpovitch. What brings you this time?
Trumpovitch: Well, Vlad. Can I call you Vlad? It seems that all of America is getting suspicious of our relationship. They are talking of getting rid of me. That would cripple my territory and my wealth. And you know what that would mean for all the Rubles I owe you people.
Pakhan: We can't let that happen. If you don't pay us back that would be very bad for your family. And us. We've got a lot invested in you. We know what's happening. We have our obschak looking. We know everytink.
Trumpovitch: What do we do now? This is a big problem.
Pakhan: Da. A big problem for you. But I can help again. Just like I did when you were broke. You know that asshole in Syria I've been helping?
Trumpovitch; Not really. I haven't read anything for awhile.
Pakhan: Assad. A real jerk. Anyway I've been helping him. He just chemmed his own people again. Here's what you do. Bomb an airfield we have been in to consult. Send a bunch of Tomahawks. I'll leave a few guys there.
Trumpovitch: Won't that kill a few of your dons?
Pakhan: Da. But who gives a shit? They're expendable. It'll do a bunch of tinks. It'll give you some cover from me. After all, you'll kill a few of my do-nuttings. It'll show, falsely, that you aren't my puppet. It'll also teach a lesson to the asshole in Syria.
Trumpovitch: Great plan, Vlad. And I can do it for the children!
Pakhan: Don't make me barf.
Trumpovitch: Well, Vlad. Can I call you Vlad? It seems that all of America is getting suspicious of our relationship. They are talking of getting rid of me. That would cripple my territory and my wealth. And you know what that would mean for all the Rubles I owe you people.
Pakhan: We can't let that happen. If you don't pay us back that would be very bad for your family. And us. We've got a lot invested in you. We know what's happening. We have our obschak looking. We know everytink.
Trumpovitch: What do we do now? This is a big problem.
Pakhan: Da. A big problem for you. But I can help again. Just like I did when you were broke. You know that asshole in Syria I've been helping?
Trumpovitch; Not really. I haven't read anything for awhile.
Pakhan: Assad. A real jerk. Anyway I've been helping him. He just chemmed his own people again. Here's what you do. Bomb an airfield we have been in to consult. Send a bunch of Tomahawks. I'll leave a few guys there.
Trumpovitch: Won't that kill a few of your dons?
Pakhan: Da. But who gives a shit? They're expendable. It'll do a bunch of tinks. It'll give you some cover from me. After all, you'll kill a few of my do-nuttings. It'll show, falsely, that you aren't my puppet. It'll also teach a lesson to the asshole in Syria.
Trumpovitch: Great plan, Vlad. And I can do it for the children!
Pakhan: Don't make me barf.