g5000
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The G5000 Party!
1. In our first 100 days in office, we will enact a law that bans all tax expenditures. Tax returns will be able to be filled out on the proverbial post card regardless of how many tax brackets there are. Sanity will be restored as people earning identical incomes will be paying identical taxes.
2. The Social Security and Medicare eligibility ages will be raised to 70, and indexed to 9 percent of the population going forward.
3. With the multi-trillion dollar surplus resulting from the first two efforts, some will be used to pay down the debt, while the rest is used to lower tax rates for everyone across the board. Once the debt is paid off, tax rates will be lowered even further.
4. Buying Credit Default Swaps that do not have an insurable interest will be banned. Capital reserve requirements will be tightened up. Derivatives will be regulated and watched very closely..
5. "End user" in commodities contracts will be defined as the entity which actually consumes a commodity, period. No more fucking around.
6. A slow but steady movement away from taxes on production and toward taxes on consumption will take place.
7. A slow but steady movement to get the government out of our marriages and out of our lives as much as possible will take place, while ensuring the safety of the populace against assholes. Regulations which only serve to prevent competition from breaking into the marketplace will be repealed.
8. The SEC will have their teeth sharpened. Fining a financial firm for fraud or other criminal activity will stop. People will start going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. No expense will be spared putting these assholes behind bars, and we will go all the way to the top of the organized criminal enterprise and behead it.
9. Marijuana will be decriminalized on the federal level.
10. The Department of Homeland Security will be disbanded.
1. In our first 100 days in office, we will enact a law that bans all tax expenditures. Tax returns will be able to be filled out on the proverbial post card regardless of how many tax brackets there are. Sanity will be restored as people earning identical incomes will be paying identical taxes.
2. The Social Security and Medicare eligibility ages will be raised to 70, and indexed to 9 percent of the population going forward.
3. With the multi-trillion dollar surplus resulting from the first two efforts, some will be used to pay down the debt, while the rest is used to lower tax rates for everyone across the board. Once the debt is paid off, tax rates will be lowered even further.
4. Buying Credit Default Swaps that do not have an insurable interest will be banned. Capital reserve requirements will be tightened up. Derivatives will be regulated and watched very closely..
5. "End user" in commodities contracts will be defined as the entity which actually consumes a commodity, period. No more fucking around.
6. A slow but steady movement away from taxes on production and toward taxes on consumption will take place.
7. A slow but steady movement to get the government out of our marriages and out of our lives as much as possible will take place, while ensuring the safety of the populace against assholes. Regulations which only serve to prevent competition from breaking into the marketplace will be repealed.
8. The SEC will have their teeth sharpened. Fining a financial firm for fraud or other criminal activity will stop. People will start going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. No expense will be spared putting these assholes behind bars, and we will go all the way to the top of the organized criminal enterprise and behead it.
9. Marijuana will be decriminalized on the federal level.
10. The Department of Homeland Security will be disbanded.
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