A Question About Paper Towels

[Cellblock2429]

So I bought a six pack of paper towels, the cheaper brand called "Sparkle", and the perforation machine was not working properly on these rolls. They are only perforated about two inches up from the bottom, so I have to make a very jagged tear on the rest of the towel. I prefer a nice clean tear on my paper towels, not these jagged towels. I don't have my receipt from Krogers. I'm upset that I now have to go through an entire six roll package to get rid of these.

What would you do?

/——/ I can’t imagine the absolute misery you must have endured. I would have dissolved into a puddle of tears.

 

[Mr Natural]

You learned an important life lesson:

Like everything else in life, things that are cheaper are not as good as the things that cost more.

 

[JoeMoma]

So I bought a six pack of paper towels, the cheaper brand called "Sparkle", and the perforation machine was not working properly on these rolls. They are only perforated about two inches up from the bottom, so I have to make a very jagged tear on the rest of the towel. I prefer a nice clean tear on my paper towels, not these jagged towels. I don't have my receipt from Krogers. I'm upset that I now have to go through an entire six roll package to get rid of these.

What would you do?

/——/ I can’t imagine the absolute misery you must have endured. I would have dissolved into a puddle of tears.

Great, Odanny can use his paper towels to wipe you up.

 

[strollingbones]

i use sparkle never had any problems

 

[odanny]

Thank you all for voting.

After carefully weighing all of my options, I have decided to return them to Krogers, and attempt to purchase another brand.

Will post updates, stay tuned.

 

[TNHarley]

Broken paper towels? You really suck at life

 

[odanny]

Broken paper towels? You really suck at life

You can still vote.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Thank you all for voting.

After carefully weighing all of my options, I have decided to return them to Krogers, and attempt to purchase another brand.

Will post updates, stay tuned.

/----/ Next week, can we create drama over single-ply toilet paper from the Dollar Store?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

 

[JoeMoma]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

 

[odanny]

Well, I just got back from Krogers, and they accepted the return and gave me a cash refund, no questions asked. I'd like to thank everyone for voting, and for all of your support. I can now make a clean tear on a new roll of Brawny, and life is returning to normal again.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

 

[odanny]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

Have you fired your new purse gun yet? I think the pink rhinestones suit you well.

 

[JoeMoma]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

Your lack of understanding isn't my problem.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

Have you fired your new purse gun yet? I think the pink rhinestones suit you well.

Oh, you mean your spare one you gave me?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

Your lack of understanding isn't my problem.

No it's not, but lack of working brain cells is.

 

[hjmick]

So I bought a six pack of paper towels, the cheaper brand called "Sparkle", and the perforation machine was not working properly on these rolls. They are only perforated about two inches up from the bottom, so I have to make a very jagged tear on the rest of the towel. I prefer a nice clean tear on my paper towels, not these jagged towels. I don't have my receipt from Krogers. I'm upset that I now have to go through an entire six roll package to get rid of these.

What would you do?

Seek treatment for OCD...

 

[odanny]

I'm at a loss for the appropriate descriptive term here...................



Paper towels warrant a thread? Seriously????

And you posted...

AND????????????????????????????

Another "one of them" without a point or a clue.

And..........Pot calling a kettle black.

I'm sure somewhere in the back of that empty cavern you call a mind, that makes some sort of sense. But out in here reality.........you're just a Babbling Biden.

Have you fired your new purse gun yet? I think the pink rhinestones suit you well.

Oh, you mean your spare one you gave me?

I'm sure the girls will love it. Be careful you don't put someones eye out with it.

 

[progressive hunter]

So I bought a six pack of paper towels, the cheaper brand called "Sparkle", and the perforation machine was not working properly on these rolls. They are only perforated about two inches up from the bottom, so I have to make a very jagged tear on the rest of the towel. I prefer a nice clean tear on my paper towels, not these jagged towels. I don't have my receipt from Krogers. I'm upset that I now have to go through an entire six roll package to get rid of these.

What would you do?

I would say you need to get over it and get a life,,

 

[odanny]

So I bought a six pack of paper towels, the cheaper brand called "Sparkle", and the perforation machine was not working properly on these rolls. They are only perforated about two inches up from the bottom, so I have to make a very jagged tear on the rest of the towel. I prefer a nice clean tear on my paper towels, not these jagged towels. I don't have my receipt from Krogers. I'm upset that I now have to go through an entire six roll package to get rid of these.

What would you do?

I would say you need to get over it and get a life,,

I am over it, the problem has been resolved, and life is normal again.