Ok, not shitting you, but this is what it came out to. An exact tie at 269. No shit.
Alabama (9) Trump 6 Clinton 3
Alaska (3) Trump 2 Clinton 1
Arizona (11) Trump 6 Clinton 5
Arkansas (6) Trump 4 Clinton 2
California (55) Trump 18 Clinton 37
Colorado (9) Trump 4 Clinton 5
Connecticut (7) Trump 3 Clinton 4
Delaware (3) Trump 1 Clinton 2
DC (3) Trump 0 Clinton 3
Florida (29) Trump 15 Clinton 14
Georgia (16) Trump 9 Clinton 7
Hawaii (4) Trump 1 Clinton 3
Idaho (4) Trump 3 Clinton 1
Illinois (20) Trump 9 Clinton 11
Indiana (11) Trump 6 Clinton 5
Iowa (6) Trump 3 Clinton 3
Kansas (6) Trump 4 Clinton 2
Kentucky (8) Trump 5 Clinton 3
Louisiana (8) Trump 5 Clinton 3
Maine (4) Trump 2 Clinton 2
Maryland (10) Trump 4 Clinton 6
Massachusetts (11) Trump 4 Clinton 7
Michigan (16) Trump 8 Clinton 8
Minnesota (10) Trump 5 Clinton 5
Mississippi (6) Trump 4 Clinton 2
Missouri (10) Trump 6 Clinton 4
Montana (3) Trump 2 Clinton 1
Nebraska (5) Trump 3 Clinton 2
Nevada (6) Trump 3 Clinton 3
New Hampshire (4) Trump 2 Clinton 2
New Jersey (14) Trump 7 Clinton 7
New Mexico (5) Trump 2 Clinton 3
New York (29) Trump 12 Clinton 17
North Carolina (15) Trump 8 Clinton 7
North Dakota (3) Trump 2 Clinton 1
Ohio (18) Trump 10 Clinton 8
Oklahoma (7) Trump 5 Clinton 2
Oregon (7) Trump 4 Clinton 3
Pennsylvania (20) Trump 10 Clinton 10
Rhode Island ( 4) Trump 1 Clinton 3
South Carolina (9) Trump 5 Clinton 4
South Dakota (3) Trump 2 Clinton 1
Tennessee (11) Trump 7 Clinton 4
Texas (38) Trump 20 Clinton 18
Utah (60) Trump 4 Clinton 2
Vermont (3) Trump 1 Clinton 2
Virginia (13) Trump 6 Clinton 7
Washington (12) Trump 5 Clinton 7
West Virginia (5) Trump 4 Clinton 1
Wisconsin (10) Trump 5 Clinton 5
Wyoming (3) Trump 2 Clinton 1
Trump 269 Clinton 269
Thank you. I've been waiting for someone to do that.
That looks one fuck of a lot more reasonable. Even if it does throw the election to the House of Reps, where Evan McMullin is declared President.