America Is Number One!!!!!

[LoneLaugher]

When it comes to income inequality, that is. Our government is small and our taxes low. And this is what results.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/opinion/inequality-unbelievably-gets-worse.html?_r=1

And...all the while....we have a bunch of grandstanding idiots in Congress. Pandering to the least informed among us. They've made most Americans believe that we are being strangled by high taxes. It's all bullshit.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

When it comes to income inequality, that is. Our government is small and our taxes low. And this is what results.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/opinion/inequality-unbelievably-gets-worse.html?_r=1

And...all the while....we have a bunch of grandstanding idiots in Congress. Pandering to the least informed among us. They've made most Americans believe that we are being strangled by high taxes. It's all bullshit.

Our government is small?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Read the article asshole. Don't just react. Try to learn something for a fucking change.

 

[Zander]

Get a job you filthy hippy!!

 

[LoneLaugher]

Get a job you filthy hippy!!

Don't need a job, loser. I'm the boss.

I'm missing your reply in the Obamacare 2.0 thread, Zander. You need to own up to your BS.

 

[TemplarKormac]

We are number one because the NYTimes says so.

Excuse me while I snort Kool-Aid through my nose amidst riotous laughter.

 

[TemplarKormac]

I'm the boss.

Of what?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Our government is small" = LOL

What kind of a fucking moron could write, or believe something like that?

 

[LoneLaugher]

We are number one because the NYTimes says so.

Excuse me while I snort Kool-Aid through my nose amidst riotous laughter.

Look at you! Trying for snark. You suck at that too.

What do you think of the information presented in the article?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Obama has a Commerce Secretary who is so fucking rich she FORGOT to report $80 Million in income!

 

[EconChick]

When it comes to income inequality, that is. Our government is small and our taxes low. And this is what results.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/opinion/inequality-unbelievably-gets-worse.html?_r=1

And...all the while....we have a bunch of grandstanding idiots in Congress. Pandering to the least informed among us. They've made most Americans believe that we are being strangled by high taxes. It's all bullshit.

Only a socialist would consider our taxes low and government small. LMAO

 

[LoneLaugher]

I'm the boss.

Of what?

My company. What else?

 

[Zander]

We in the USA have gotten lax in the art of Hippie Punching. I think it's appropriate to bring it back, especially in light of the recent statements by the stinking hippie faggot Gruber. It is my hope that when filthy pig hippies like Gruber start spouting bullshit, they are properly rewarded

There might be some questions about how to do it right.....

HIPPIE PUNCHING FAQ

Q. Where is best to punch a hippie?
A. About the face. That's where the hippie is most annoying.

Q. What is a hippie?
A. Generally, a hippie is an annoying, useless. Actually, less than useless, as they are not happy until they prevent other people from being useful as well. In fact, Scientists have determined that the only evolutionary purpose of a hippie is for punching as a stress release for productive members of society.

Q. Are there any other uses for hippies than punching them?
A. No, there are no other uses.

Q. Couldn't they be ground up and used as chum?
A. They're too gummy.

Q. Where do hippies come from?
A. There's basically waste products of a productive society, as they only come from middle class to upper middle class families. Thus its important for parents to make sure they tell children the importance of not being a hippie while also making them cut the lawn and do other non-hippie, productive activities.

Q. Where can hippies be found?
A. Their main habitat is the college campus and can be found in the vicinity thereof. Occasionally they have mass migrations to city areas to work as a large group (a group of hippies is known as a "protest") to make loud noises and annoy people. In this way, they are like geese, except with more excrement. Also, they have large puppets.

Q. What are the benefits of punching hippies?
A. What aren't? It gives you exercise, increases your intelligence and sexual prowess, helps the economy, defeats terrorism, and helps orphans find families. Also, scientists say that each time you punch a hippie, they get one step closer to curing cancer.

Q. Hippies smell. Do I have to worry about getting that smell on my fist?
A. Always carry around hand sanitizer in case you punch a hippie. Make sure to put it on your knuckles.

Q. Is it okay to punch a hippie on a Sunday?
A. Check local laws. Some counties have blue laws preventing striking hippies on a Sunday. Other think that's the best day for punching hippies.

Q. Just to be clear, are you talking about physically striking hippies or are you talking metaphorically about "punching" hippies through rhetorical means or through your actions against narcissistic hippie ideals?
A. Can't it be both?

Q. Well, one of those is a valid point and the other I'm pretty sure is assault.
A. Maybe you're a hippie.

Q. Since you're writing both sides of this FAQ, you're actually accusing yourself of being hippie.
A. Shut up. I really hate you.

Q. Now this is getting a little weird.
A. You're the reason dad never loved me!

Q. Dude.
A. Why won't you die!

Q. Okay... let's dial this down a little. It's not me you're angry at. It's them. They're the ones at fault. Remember?
A. Are you going to have me hurt people again?

Q. That is not your concern. You do what I tell you, or I will make your life miserable. Do you understand?
A. I understand.

Q. Where does the term "hippie" come from?
A. It's derived from the word hipster.

 

[EconChick]

"Our government is small" = LOL

What kind of a fucking moron could write, or believe something like that?

We could use this as a teachable moment for all idiot libs, LOL. Their perspective is like that of someone on crack.

 

[LoneLaugher]

"Our government is small" = LOL

What kind of a fucking moron could write, or believe something like that?

Read the article. If you see a claim in there that you don't think is accurate, note it and we'll discuss it.

 

[Zander]

If only we had less freedom and more taxes, then we'd have a liberal utopia!!

 

[Meathead]

I'm the boss.

Of what?

My company. What else?

We can only imagine the company you keep. Let me guess, you live in Ferguson, right?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Are there any witty nutters?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Our government is small" = LOL

What kind of a fucking moron could write, or believe something like that?

Read the article. If you see a claim in there that you don't think is accurate, note it and we'll discuss it.

It's a stupid claim by an absurd writer, written for morons who won't think and it's totally inaccurate

 

[CrusaderFrank]

If only we had less freedom and more taxes, then we'd have a liberal utopia!!

and a bigger government! rs iz sew smal!