Could be. All in all though for those folks it's just another day at the orifice.They probably tell raunchy jokes about the state of your anus.
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Could be. All in all though for those folks it's just another day at the orifice.They probably tell raunchy jokes about the state of your anus.
Seems like several years ago, a doctor got sued over what she said during a man's colonoscopy. The man was unconscious, but his phone recorded what the doctor said, and it wasn't nice what she said.They probably tell raunchy jokes about the state of your anus.
Ha!You can always ask the doc for a reach-around.Just wait until the prostate exam, don't get a woody...
You and I know to watch out for those Filipino doctors....Ha!You can always ask the doc for a reach-around.Just wait until the prostate exam, don't get a woody...
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I've never had a colonoscopy myself. But in the various medical paperwork/filing jobs I've worked all my life I've worked for a gastroenterologist (glorified proctological asshole specialist) who performed so many daily, unnecessary colonoscopies I swear she sexually got off on it. I remember hearing her patient-victims moaning and groaning pain from the exam rooms constantly every single day. And get this: this woman's name was Dr. Skaar (pronounced "scar"). So at least she wasn't flying under false colors, her surname alone was truth in advertising.
I've never had a colonoscopy myself. But in the various medical paperwork/filing jobs I've worked all my life I've worked for a gastroenterologist (glorified proctological asshole specialist) who performed so many daily, unnecessary colonoscopies I swear she sexually got off on it. I remember hearing her patient-victims moaning and groaning pain from the exam rooms constantly every single day. And get this: this woman's name was Dr. Skaar (pronounced "scar"). So at least she wasn't flying under false colors, her surname alone was truth in advertising.
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Darn, there go the lights again.
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
What do you mean you want a divorce!
She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missi
After they get your butt sorted out, ask them to work on your sense of smell.After it is over, your intestine is full of gas
You fart your brains out.....but there is no smell
After it is over, your intestine is full of gas
You fart your brains out.....but there is no smell