Iceweasel
Diamond Member
Let us know when you are done jerking off.If only she'd had a gun too.
Or maybe just make sure there are armed ushers. And those kids selling candy and soda and "popcorn"? They should be armed.
That way, at the first sound of gun shot, they can rush into the dark theater and mow them down.
What could possible go wrong?
Hey, no mass shooter showed up to start killing people with an assault rifle. Why? Probably because this 'good guy with a gun' was there to ward off the mass shooter.
He's a goddamn hero, saving the lives of everyone in that theater! The woman was just collateral damage.