maybe joe biden has some
Groping Uncle Joe wil lhave ALOT of explaining to do if he runs in 2020.
at the age of 3, baby amy lost her temper at flung a bowl of froot loops at her brother, sending him to the hospital with a broken nose
Damn.
Now I can’t even be a Supreme Court Justice.
I busted my brother’s face with a bowl of M&Ms that we tugged over when I was toddler.
When I was 12, I lost my temper and lightly smacked my little sister, oh well, there goes my chances
I shot a frog with a BB gun when I was 10, I should probably be fired from my job. I was cruel to animals and that leads to being a serial killer.
Hey, I did that too. Big old bill frog with tasty fried legs.
They'd probably crucify our seventh grade biology teacher, who not only brought in live frogs for us to dissect after he killed them, but took us to his farm where he shot and butchered a cow for an anatomy lesson. Can you imagine, he allowed us to see a gun AND USED IT without the obligatory shrieks of fear. Terrifying.