Connery
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- Oct 19, 2012
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- #61
Had a buddy who used to light farts at parties. On night he dropped his drawers, hiked up his shirt and bent over. Just as he flicked his bic, the shirt slipped and the flash of flame caused the hair all over his butt to catch fire. He never did it again. True story.Matters not, he is all gassed up and ready for take off all by himself.Not to worry. He's on the no-fly list.
I am sure he was the butt of many jokes after that.