Believe It Or Not...

[AVG-JOE]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

 

[Truthmatters]

I am not a Ginger

 

[alan1]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I don't believe you have the entire song tattooed on your body.

 

[Big Black Dog]

When I was young, even though I was not a Boy Scout, I used to help old ladies across the street.

 

[RodISHI]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I call bullshit.

I make more than most attorneys per hour when I work and I did not finish high school.

 

[alan1]

When I was young, even though I was not a Boy Scout, I used to help old ladies across the street.

I didn't know you were a seeing eye dog.

 

[RodISHI]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I don't believe you have the entire song tattooed on your body.

Could be just "Amazing Grace"....

Then again a whole song may fit on a bod.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Another thing that may be hard for you folks to believe... Once, I made love for three whole days straight and another two days when my girlfriend joined in!

 

[AVG-JOE]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I call bullshit.

I make more than most attorneys per hour when I work and I did not finish high school.

That I believe.

P.S. - I'm still waiting for my shipment of 'oregano'.

 

[AVG-JOE]

I am not a Ginger

Are you a Mary Ann?

A Gilligan?​

 

[Colin]

Another thing that may be hard for you folks to believe... Once, I made love for three whole days straight and another two days when my girlfriend joined in!

Well, you've gotta hand it to yourself!

 

[Big Black Dog]

Another thing that may be hard for you folks to believe... Once, I made love for three whole days straight and another two days when my girlfriend joined in!

Well, you've gotta hand it to yourself!

I did all of this nearly sober too!

 

[RodISHI]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I call bullshit.

I make more than most attorneys per hour when I work and I did not finish high school.

That I believe.

P.S. - I'm still waiting for my shipment of 'oregano'.

Actually I just use a paint brush, a ladder and a few jars of paint... Perfectly legal mind ya.

I have considered harvesting the wild crops around here over the years but, farming of any kind never was my cup of tea.

 

[RodISHI]

Another thing that may be hard for you folks to believe... Once, I made love for three whole days straight and another two days when my girlfriend joined in!

Well, you've gotta hand it to yourself!

I did all of this nearly sober too!

You sick puppy.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Well, you've gotta hand it to yourself!

I did all of this nearly sober too!

You sick puppy.

No, I'm not sick at all. I feel pretty good today.

 

[alan1]

I did all of this nearly sober too!

You sick puppy.

No, I'm not sick at all. I feel pretty good today.

Didn't deny the "puppy" part, didja?

 

[Big Black Dog]

You sick puppy.

No, I'm not sick at all. I feel pretty good today.

Didn't deny the "puppy" part, didja?

There isn't anything wrong about being "a sick puppy" as long as you are man enough to own up to it and accept that fact. The problem comes about when you try to deny it.

 

[Truthmatters]

I am not a Ginger

Are you a Mary Ann?

A Gilligan?​

http://www.fititis.gr/fititis2/images/stories/kozni/southpark_ginger_.jpg

 

[alan1]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I don't believe you have the entire song tattooed on your body.

Could be just "Amazing Grace"....

Then again a whole song may fit on a bod.

I knew it wasn't the entire song.

What do I win?

 

[Wry Catcher]

Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

I'll start...

This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

Believe it, or not?​

I call bullshit.

I make more than most attorneys per hour when I work and I did not finish high school.

(jeopardy response) What is a prostitute?