Best answer ever to "Does God exist?"

[Delta4Embassy]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

 

[Moonglow]

At least you like to play with yerself....

 

[defcon4]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

Patting yourself on the back? You deserve it, you are a real philosopher.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Pretty lame, really...

 

[defcon4]

Pretty lame, really...

Come on, give him credit. This is the first time he talks on USMB about God and his struggle to find Him.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Pretty lame, really...

Come on, give him credit. This is the first time he talks on USMB about God and his struggle to find Him.

He talks about his struggle to find Christians in back alleys and beat them on a regular basis - doesn't that count?

 

[September]

"Exist" can mean many different things​

 

[MisterBeale]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

I have, trust me, it does.

 

[Harry Dresden]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

 

[defcon4]

Pretty lame, really...

Come on, give him credit. This is the first time he talks on USMB about God and his struggle to find Him.

He talks about his struggle to find Christians in back alleys and beat them on a regular basis - doesn't that count?

Hmmm.. lemme think.. Yes,

 

[Delta4Embassy]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

I have, trust me, it does.

Encore. Just kidding, from an episode of Red Dwarf.

 

[defcon4]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

I have, trust me, it does.

Encore. Just kidding, from an episode of Red Dwarf.

Uh… now having episodes with little people too?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Pretty lame, really...

Come on, give him credit. This is the first time he talks on USMB about God and his struggle to find Him.

He talks about his struggle to find Christians in back alleys and beat them on a regular basis - doesn't that count?

Beat Christians? Is that fun? Never considered it as a pasttime before. Hmm...

 

[zaangalewa]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

Or you take a look behind the mirror of your mirror and you will find a better one.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Beat Christians? Is that fun? Never considered it as a pasttime before. Hmm...

I suggest you give it a shot in Texas or Arizona..

What could go wrong? Is George Zimmerman a Christian?

 

[MisterBeale]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

I have, trust me, it does.

Encore. Just kidding, from an episode of Red Dwarf.

I think that is the difference between you and I. I do all my own thinking, you let the idiot box do yours for you.

 

[Capstone]

"I don't know. I've never died before."

Yes it's mine but it's the best imo.

Your Judeo/Christian bias is showing. Proof of an 'afterlife' wouldn't necessarily equate to proof of "God's" existence. If you're talking about a specific God concept, you need to say so.