Beware COVID vaccine - Includes microchip!

Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:

I hope they can update the microchip I received in the military, 53 years it has to be wearing out
Back then they used vacuum tube technology. Made a big lump under the skin. And if the glass envelope got broken, the injectee got a severe electric shock.
 
I wonder if the OP even bothered to read their link, because the link clearly states that a microchip in a vaccine is not possible. Maybe they just saw the title, and thought that it supported their bullshit point without bothering to see what it said at the bottom.

From the OP's link..................................

Myth #1: The vaccine contains a microchip
The fear of being tracked via surreptitiously implanted microchips has existed for years, but some researchers say it became linked to COVID-19 vaccines during episodes of InfoWars, the Internet show produced by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The idea is that the chips will allow the government and corporations to surveil people who get the vaccine. Microsoft founder Bill Gates and cell towers using 5G technology are also allegedly involved.

Thomas Hope, professor of cell and developmental biology at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine and a COVID-19 vaccine researcher, said that technology does not exist. And even if it did, he said, the microchips would have to find their way into multiple vaccines created by different companies.

“If someone (advancing this theory) has a phone in their hand, I would say you’re being tracked right now,” he said. “Why would someone else have to do it?”


I wonder if the OP uses a cell phone, because a person CAN be tracked via that.

Dude, you should know me better than that. Posted in Conspiracy Theories & intended as satire! ;-)
 
Instead of your usual stupidity....has it ever occurred to you to use common sense?

Many people have gone 30 years or more without ever having the flu....and never take flu shots.

No doubt, you are all for government mandated everything....including microchipping.

YOU should prolly be chipped. I have a buddy who has a buddy in the CIA. You are not safe! :laugh:

Why don't you do it ?
(chicken little) :itsok:

You? No need. Ya talk a badass game but are quite harmless :)
 
I wonder if the OP even bothered to read their link, because the link clearly states that a microchip in a vaccine is not possible. Maybe they just saw the title, and thought that it supported their bullshit point without bothering to see what it said at the bottom.

From the OP's link..................................

Myth #1: The vaccine contains a microchip
The fear of being tracked via surreptitiously implanted microchips has existed for years, but some researchers say it became linked to COVID-19 vaccines during episodes of InfoWars, the Internet show produced by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The idea is that the chips will allow the government and corporations to surveil people who get the vaccine. Microsoft founder Bill Gates and cell towers using 5G technology are also allegedly involved.

Thomas Hope, professor of cell and developmental biology at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine and a COVID-19 vaccine researcher, said that technology does not exist. And even if it did, he said, the microchips would have to find their way into multiple vaccines created by different companies.

“If someone (advancing this theory) has a phone in their hand, I would say you’re being tracked right now,” he said. “Why would someone else have to do it?”


I wonder if the OP uses a cell phone, because a person CAN be tracked via that.
OP knows that, he's pulling tRumpling chains.
 
Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:

This is Part Two of The Plan. Once everybody is microchipped they'll be given directions by 5G cell towers.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
You oppose it?

Imagine, a utopia where you no longer have to carry cash or credit card. Just swipe the hand or forehead.

Or what about a utopia where there is not more missing persons or criminals running from the law.

Or what about a utopia where you no longer need to ask a persons health history, just swipe the hand to find out all about them in a medical emergency.

Or how about the device monitoring you 24/7 to detect medical problems?

And no tax returns. Imagine the billions of dollars saved.

It's call ruthless governmental efficiency and control, something that causes you wet dreams a night.

And just think it was all prophesied thousands of years ago.

prophesied by Bigfoot, or was that the Mormon Joseph Smith who whilst riding his dinosaur 5,000 years ago, discovered the famous Golden Plates? :tinfoil:
 
Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:

This is Part Two of The Plan. Once everybody is microchipped they'll be given directions by 5G cell towers.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
You oppose it?

Imagine, a utopia where you no longer have to carry cash or credit card. Just swipe the hand or forehead.

Or what about a utopia where there is not more missing persons or criminals running from the law.

Or what about a utopia where you no longer need to ask a persons health history, just swipe the hand to find out all about them in a medical emergency.

Or how about the device monitoring you 24/7 to detect medical problems?

And no tax returns. Imagine the billions of dollars saved.

It's call ruthless governmental efficiency and control, something that causes you wet dreams a night.

And just think it was all prophesied thousands of years ago.

There are lots of companies who are currently experimenting with tech like that. Swipe your wrist over the reader, and a door opens, you can get food from the vending machine, etc. etc.

Interestingly enough though, if you look at the back of a current US military ID card, there is a whole bunch of bar code stuff on the back that says a lot about you and your medical history, and if one has the proper reader for it, it can get the information.

Would I ever get a chip implanted? Maybe if the job that required it was a really good one with excellent pay and benefits, or if I saw a need for it because of my health.
Right, if the money is right you will do it, which means if you want to eat you will.

They already own you.
 
Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:
At some point I'm sure they will have the technology to continually monitor your temperature, then when it elevates the government will simply quarantine you on the spot.

It's called a liberal utopia and anyone who challenges it will be a science denier and religious nut who is a threat to society, isn't that right?
Soylent Green is peepol...its...pee-pollll!
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Woops, I get my Charlatan Hesston movies all confused.

Wrong movie...................................or is it?
Chuck Conners is chasing Charlton Heston around when Heston discovers the Soylent Green processing plant..processing dead people into the food source for the nation.
I thnk planet of the Apes was just a sequel to the Green Soy movie.

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There are lots of companies who are currently experimenting with tech like that. Swipe your wrist over the reader, and a door opens, you can get food from the vending machine, etc. etc.

i guess that beats fumbling for a CC in the store........

~S~
 
Read XI & XII

The vaccine has the potential to cause sterility in women, making them unable to form a viable placenta.

That is an added bonus for Progressives who are obsessed with curbing population levels, or maybe just a design in the drug itself.
 
Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:
At some point I'm sure they will have the technology to continually monitor your temperature with an implanted chip, then when it elevates the government will simply quarantine you on the spot with a tracking device in the chip to find you.

It's called a liberal utopia and anyone who challenges it will be a science denier and religious nut who is a threat to society, isn't that right?

Granted, there are some companies and businesses that have had chips made that they can implant their workers with. Only problem is, they are about twice the size of a rice grain, and they can't track you if you are outside the building, as they don't have implant chips that are capable of transmitting (yet). They work mostly like RFID chips, and you have to be close to a monitor to activate it for whatever reason.

So basically, that means they are too big to be given as a vaccination. You conspiracy nutters gotta ease up on the Kool-Aid.
You have to understand, the Russians make the conspiracy nutters so crazy.

Putin done it.

So what if the government offered society such a chip. Would you call me a nutter for not wanting it?

Yes, it is on Uncle Joe’s agenda!! :cool:
 
Bill Gates & George Soros will track you & make you vote Democrat - Mark of the BEAST! :laugh2:
At some point I'm sure they will have the technology to continually monitor your temperature with an implanted chip, then when it elevates the government will simply quarantine you on the spot with a tracking device in the chip to find you.

It's called a liberal utopia and anyone who challenges it will be a science denier and religious nut who is a threat to society, isn't that right?

Granted, there are some companies and businesses that have had chips made that they can implant their workers with. Only problem is, they are about twice the size of a rice grain, and they can't track you if you are outside the building, as they don't have implant chips that are capable of transmitting (yet). They work mostly like RFID chips, and you have to be close to a monitor to activate it for whatever reason.

So basically, that means they are too big to be given as a vaccination. You conspiracy nutters gotta ease up on the Kool-Aid.
You have to understand, the Russians make the conspiracy nutters so crazy.

Putin done it.

So what if the government offered society such a chip. Would you call me a nutter for not wanting it?

Yes, it is on Uncle Joe’s agenda!! :cool:
Dementia Joe only has one agenda, and that is trying to figure out where the hell he is at and how he soiled himself.

You mean the agenda of Commie Harris.
 
Read XI & XII

The vaccine has the potential to cause sterility in women, making them unable to form a viable placenta.

That is an added bonus for Progressives who are obsessed with curbing population levels, or maybe just a design in the drug itself.

Us Progs MUST have baby flesh. Q has directed us and our appetites are insatiable!!
 
Read XI & XII

The vaccine has the potential to cause sterility in women, making them unable to form a viable placenta.

That is an added bonus for Progressives who are obsessed with curbing population levels, or maybe just a design in the drug itself.
Added bonus?

How do you know that isn't the primary intention of it from the start?

If the virus itself has a fatality rate of .05 or so. . .

and the virus only really expresses at a rate, of some 20%, otherwise it is, "asymptomatic," and the vaccine will only reduce that by 5%? What, in the end is the point, if not to reduce the world population? and, by extension, the consumption of world resources and "carbon" and energy production. . . ???

isn't that what it is all about? "sustainability" ??

Bill Gates admits plans to reduce population through use of vaccines

 
Read XI & XII

The vaccine has the potential to cause sterility in women, making them unable to form a viable placenta.

That is an added bonus for Progressives who are obsessed with curbing population levels, or maybe just a design in the drug itself.

Us Progs MUST have baby flesh. Q has directed us and our appetites are insatiable!!
Hey, when you don't have anything, use pejorative and Ad hom, right?

I thought you wanted serious discussion.

Jolly good!

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There are lots of companies who are currently experimenting with tech like that. Swipe your wrist over the reader, and a door opens, you can get food from the vending machine, etc. etc.

i guess that beats fumbling for a CC in the store........

~S~
I only use cash.

They don't get to know my purchase history.
 
Read XI & XII

The vaccine has the potential to cause sterility in women, making them unable to form a viable placenta.

That is an added bonus for Progressives who are obsessed with curbing population levels, or maybe just a design in the drug itself.

Us Progs MUST have baby flesh. Q has directed us and our appetites are insatiable!!
Hey, when you don't have anything, use pejorative and Ad hom, right?

I thought you wanted serious discussion.

Jolly good!

:113:

Uhh - You are in the Conspiracy Theories forum. It is not a place for “serious discussion” ;-)
 

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