Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years

[Weatherman2020]

FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years.

"Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!"

The President was then seen shuffling off in the middle of the ceremony, led by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who is a real doctor.

"This was a moving and completely on-purpose gesture from the President," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a statement. "Biden loaded his drawers with dookie in solidarity with the thousands of German and Allied soldiers who also likely did the same thing on D-Day. That's how much the President cares about our veterans."

Sources say Biden was quickly cleaned up by a crew of staffers who are specially trained for the task. "We are proud of Biden and his unwavering commitment to identifying with the struggles of our nation's heroes," concluded Jean-Pierre.

At publishing time, Biden had returned to the ceremony and quickly gone to sleep in solidarity with the honored dead.

Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years

FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years.

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[TroglocratsRdumb]

Biden also did it in England and Italy.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Biden also did it in England and Italy.

I can imagine how many times a day he lets loose.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

 

[Winco]

So you brainwashed idiots have gone from......

Pirro says ..."He's trying to SIT in an imaginary Chair. "
"THERE IS NO CHAIR"
to
He's SHITTING near his Chair.

You clowns are fucking Crazy.

 

[two_iron]

That was a weapons-grade shit missile he launched yesterday, while the entire planet laughed and pointed at it.

Make America less embarrassing, for fucks sake.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Why is no one talking about this in '24???

 

[Weatherman2020]

Too bad the mic didn’t pick up the grunts.

 

[Weatherman2020]

So you brainwashed idiots have gone from......

Pirro says ..."He's trying to SIT in an imaginary Chair. "
"THERE IS NO CHAIR"
to
He's SHITTING near his Chair.

You clowns are fucking Crazy.

Why did Jill whisk him away immediately when the ceremony was still underway?

 

[Winco]

Why did Jill whisk him away immediately when the ceremony was still underway?

When did that Happen.

The REAL video of the event shows them all being seated.
When did this so-called 'whisking away' happen.

I'm all ears.
I haven't seen it, so post the entire timeline of the video.

 

[BackAgain]

So you brainwashed idiots have gone from......

Pirro says ..."He's trying to SIT in an imaginary Chair. "
"THERE IS NO CHAIR"
to
He's SHITTING near his Chair.

You clowns are fucking Crazy.

Clearly, he was doing nothing but his regular exercises to keep himself walking as nimbly as anybody else on the Walking Dead.

Zombies of the world, unite.

 

[Marchimedes]

This latest post is front and center of the sub-forum titled 'political satire.'

I don't see a joke, I don't see satire.

I bet nobody is going, "Marchimedes is gonna let that slide."

"I bet he doesn't have another joke" you fu(ks said. I wrote a joke yesterday and posted it today.

 

[two_iron]

 

[Marchimedes]

FRANCE —

So, Weatherman2020, for your OPO you posted sumpin somebody else said.

 

[Weatherman2020]

When did that Happen.

The REAL video of the event shows them all being seated.
When did this so-called 'whisking away' happen.

I'm all ears.
I haven't seen it, so post the entire timeline of the video.

Really?

Are you Leftards ignorant because you’re Leftards or are you Leftards because you’re ignorant?

Normandy bombed with a bunker buster then Jill immediately escorts him away leaving the French President to introduce and thank the American vets.

 

[Winco]

Are you Leftards ignorant because you’re Leftards or are you Leftards because you’re ignorant?

Normandy bombed with a bunker buster then Jill immediately escorts him away leaving the French President to introduce and thank the American vets.

So, When the introduction of Austin was announced.

What happened next?

1). Joe sat down along with the others
2). Joe never sat down and Jill 'whisked' him away before Austin even spoke.

Which is it ^^^^^^^

 

[Weatherman2020]

So, When the introduction of Austin was announced.

What happened next?

1). Joe sat down along with the others
2). Joe never sat down and Jill 'whisked' him away before Austin even spoke.

Which is it ^^^^^^^

You tell us why the shitter in chief was whisked away before the ceremony was over.

 

[Winco]

You tell us why the shitter in chief was whisked away before the ceremony was over.

You lied and said "Immediately"
So when exactly did he leave?

Try showing the entire clip, you lying bastard.

 

[Weatherman2020]

You lied and said "Immediately"
So when exactly did he leave?

Try showing the entire clip, you lying bastard.

How many nanoseconds after the smell rose from his Depends was he whisked away?

 

[Orangecat]

So you brainwashed idiots have gone from......

Pirro says ..."He's trying to SIT in an imaginary Chair. "
"THERE IS NO CHAIR"
to
He's SHITTING near his Chair.

You clowns are fucking Crazy.

Lighten up, Karen, it’s the political satire section.