Us Democrats don't do Black Friday. For one thing, things aren't free. We only want free handouts. The other reason we take offense to Black Friday is that All Friday's Matter!I wont. Never have. Too many Obama voters out fighting over shoes and flat screen TVs.
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The three Fox & Friends hosts say that the refugee situation is getting truly out of hand. They say that they've obtained exclusive footage that shows a "crazed mob of Syrian refugees" trying to cross U.S. borders. Steve Doocy says, "I mean, look at this chaos! There's no screening. They're just walking into that Wal-Mart! They're just taking anything they like," according to video of the segment. But, a moment later, Doocy is told that the footage is actually footage of Black Friday shoppers. "Well, I think the point still stands," says Brian Kilmeade.
Then Elisabeth Hasselbeck pipes in: "By the way, why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday? I'm just going to come out and say it: All Fridays Matter," she proclaims enthusiastically.