Black Man Attempts Getaway With Watermelons!

[White_MAGA_Man]

Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!

Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud

 

[Augustine_]

Lol this fucking country

 

[Marion Morrison]

Damn! Watermelon season is about over, no?

In another week or so, the farmer probably wouldn't care.

 

[aaronleland]

Police are looking into whether or not he is connected to a robbery at KFC a week earlier.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!

Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud

1st it starts with a $2 can of beer, then it escalates to watermelons. After that it goes to stealing BBQ chicken and collard greens. Then comes the theft of Pontiacs which leads to Cadillacs. Then it goes to rape like Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein. After all this, you are now eligible to be a Presidential Candidate for the Demonrat Party.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!

Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud

Not helping the stereotypes one bit.
1. Loves watermelon (so do i)
2. Thief
3. Stupid

 

[fncceo]

Damn! Watermelon season is about over, no?

How many watermelons can you shoot in a season?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Police are looking into whether or not he is connected to a robbery at KFC a week earlier.

Oh! They gonna try to pin that on him? I bet it wasn't him. Sad.

Watermelon patch truck loaders are generally not armed robbers.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Damn! Watermelon season is about over, no?

How many watermelons can you shoot in a season?

Depends on how many bullets you have. Hee Hee! Teh Marlin Model 60 makes watermelons explodify!

I did that when I was a kid. When watermelon season is over, go out to the fields and blast rotting watermelons. It's very fun.

 

[mdk]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

Good one! I'll bet now he's melon-choly.

 

[fncceo]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Damn, Aaron was just fucking around and I took it serial. You never know in NC, though.

 

[flacaltenn]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?

It's about to be salmon smoking time. Slather teh salmon with yogurt before smoking. And dill.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?

Do you know why it is so hard to poach anything from a Jew? They always have Loch's on it.

 

[OldLady]

Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!

Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud

This is important enough for Fox News?

Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.

Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them

 

[Papageorgio]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

I don’t think he does, he just comes up with the watered down jokes.

 

[Papageorgio]

Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!

Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud

This is important enough for Fox News?

Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.

Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them

I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.

 

[Jitss617]