Abishai100
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This is a vignette about a Catholicism-oriented pro-media Internet-blogging 'cult' called the Blue Fight Club.
This vignette was inspired by Pump Up the Volume.
Cheers,
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Alas the knight was a modern-day poet who was fascinated by pictorial pairings of Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) and Leatherface (fictional chainsaw-wielding human-skin mask-wearing cannibal from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film franchise). Shiva and Leatherface symbolized opposite things --- divine anger and psychotic rage. Alas was inspired by Americans sports-teams (professional and collegiate) logos/mascots of blue-colored figurines/animals such as the Toronto Blue Jays (MLB) and the Duke Blue Devils (NCAAB). He created Shiva-Leatherface pictorial pairings on the Internet to talk about modern-day fascination with avatar-based storytelling (e.g., Iron Man, Priest, Manhunter, American Psycho, Leviathan, etc., etc.).
Alas always wore a dark-blue ski-mask and blue shirt and sometimes dark-blue jacket. His Internet-blogs always included a picture of himself in this gear, so soon they caught the attention of Internet photo-pictorial magazine collage collaborators and made one of the Getty Images collections (very iconic!). Alas also carried a bright blue clear plastic toy water-pistol which represented his love of the Toronto Blue Jays and the Duke Blue Devils. Alas decided that his brand of Catholicism (his chosen-faith) was oriented towards the praise of the blue waters of planet Earth. Alas was a bit crazy, but he loved the idea of image-based social dialogue (e.g., Facebook, Vanity Fair, Kodak NYSE, Tron, etc., etc.). He was now searching for his ultimate 'blue angel' (or Catholic muse!).
Alas's world was unfortunately a dark-city. This is because capitalism anxieties had generated quite a bit of geopolitical instability (e.g., 9/11, North Korea, ISIS, etc., etc.). Alas feared there would be no real (substantial) 'blue-angel' or muse for his Catholic praise of pictorial representations of socialization customs/norms in the age of commerce and networking. Alas was still fascinated by Shiva-Leatherface metaphysics storytelling pictorial pairings for his Internet-blogs, but he wanted to know where he could find a special blue-angel for his Catholic pro-media 'crusade.' Where was Alas's blue-angel?(?). If Alas found this angel, he'd feel liberated enough to start an official Blue Fight Club.
A blue dragon (quite evil) rose from the deep abyss to challenge the dominion of Alas and his conviction in his pro-Catholic media-imagery 'crusade' (involving Shiva-Leatherface pairings and praises of the Toronto Blue Jays and Duke Blue Devils). This dragon's name was Aqua, since he breathed heavy blue water instead of fire but with such a force that it could knock your head right off. Aqua's favorite American sports team (professional or collegiate) was the New York Giants, since they upset the seemingly-indomitable New England Patriots in two Super Bowls [2008, 2012]. The Giants were, after all, blue-colored. Aqua wanted to defy Alas's love of the Blue Jays and Blue Devils with a more merciless view of competitive behaviour. You see, to Aqua, blue signified relentlessness (not the purity of water or the brightness of the blue sky as it did for Alas). Aqua wanted to destroy Alas's 'Blue Fight Club.'
Alas's Blue Fight Club, however, became nationally popular (and prestigious), and Alas started distributing blue-colored compact audio cassettes (a vintage 1980s audio storage-media), even though it was well past the new millennium and MP3s were all the rage(!). Alas's Blue Fight Club blue-cassettes were suddenly a 'cult-favorite.' Why? These cassettes contained recordings of Alas's special 'radio-speeches' about Catholicism-oriented pro-media messages and sometimes included Shiva-Leatherface short-stories. Also, in these radio-recordings on tape, Alas included his love of Madison, Alas's 'rendition' of a blue-haired 'version' of the Arthurian mythical woman/sorceress known as the Lady of the Lake. Alas's Blue Fight Club tapes became a big hit with various society personalities such as Guy Pearce, Kurt Russell, Kate Hudson, Hillary Clinton, Dinesh D'Souza, and Ellen DeGeneres.
So who was Madison, Alas's 'Lady of the Lake'? Put simply, Madison was Alas's discovered Catholic 'blue-angel' muse for his pro-media crusade. Therefore, his Blue Fight Club became synonymous with not only pro-Catholic campaigns for Internet-bloggers but also a symbolic modern-era populism-oriented 'cult' reminiscent of the Hell's Angels, Cameron Crazies (Duke), and the Freemasons. So was Alas a radical/liberal or merely a Catholic priest? Alas decided to buy a clean-blue Lamborghini when he won the lottery(!), so if he met a woman like Madison(!) one day and married her, he'd gift their first son with the car! It was a real media-optimism 'tale.' What would Donald Trump make of all this pro-media artistry?
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{MADISON AND HER LAMBORGHINI --- BLUE FIGHT CLUB}
This vignette was inspired by Pump Up the Volume.
Cheers,
====
Alas the knight was a modern-day poet who was fascinated by pictorial pairings of Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) and Leatherface (fictional chainsaw-wielding human-skin mask-wearing cannibal from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film franchise). Shiva and Leatherface symbolized opposite things --- divine anger and psychotic rage. Alas was inspired by Americans sports-teams (professional and collegiate) logos/mascots of blue-colored figurines/animals such as the Toronto Blue Jays (MLB) and the Duke Blue Devils (NCAAB). He created Shiva-Leatherface pictorial pairings on the Internet to talk about modern-day fascination with avatar-based storytelling (e.g., Iron Man, Priest, Manhunter, American Psycho, Leviathan, etc., etc.).
Alas always wore a dark-blue ski-mask and blue shirt and sometimes dark-blue jacket. His Internet-blogs always included a picture of himself in this gear, so soon they caught the attention of Internet photo-pictorial magazine collage collaborators and made one of the Getty Images collections (very iconic!). Alas also carried a bright blue clear plastic toy water-pistol which represented his love of the Toronto Blue Jays and the Duke Blue Devils. Alas decided that his brand of Catholicism (his chosen-faith) was oriented towards the praise of the blue waters of planet Earth. Alas was a bit crazy, but he loved the idea of image-based social dialogue (e.g., Facebook, Vanity Fair, Kodak NYSE, Tron, etc., etc.). He was now searching for his ultimate 'blue angel' (or Catholic muse!).
Alas's world was unfortunately a dark-city. This is because capitalism anxieties had generated quite a bit of geopolitical instability (e.g., 9/11, North Korea, ISIS, etc., etc.). Alas feared there would be no real (substantial) 'blue-angel' or muse for his Catholic praise of pictorial representations of socialization customs/norms in the age of commerce and networking. Alas was still fascinated by Shiva-Leatherface metaphysics storytelling pictorial pairings for his Internet-blogs, but he wanted to know where he could find a special blue-angel for his Catholic pro-media 'crusade.' Where was Alas's blue-angel?(?). If Alas found this angel, he'd feel liberated enough to start an official Blue Fight Club.
A blue dragon (quite evil) rose from the deep abyss to challenge the dominion of Alas and his conviction in his pro-Catholic media-imagery 'crusade' (involving Shiva-Leatherface pairings and praises of the Toronto Blue Jays and Duke Blue Devils). This dragon's name was Aqua, since he breathed heavy blue water instead of fire but with such a force that it could knock your head right off. Aqua's favorite American sports team (professional or collegiate) was the New York Giants, since they upset the seemingly-indomitable New England Patriots in two Super Bowls [2008, 2012]. The Giants were, after all, blue-colored. Aqua wanted to defy Alas's love of the Blue Jays and Blue Devils with a more merciless view of competitive behaviour. You see, to Aqua, blue signified relentlessness (not the purity of water or the brightness of the blue sky as it did for Alas). Aqua wanted to destroy Alas's 'Blue Fight Club.'
Alas's Blue Fight Club, however, became nationally popular (and prestigious), and Alas started distributing blue-colored compact audio cassettes (a vintage 1980s audio storage-media), even though it was well past the new millennium and MP3s were all the rage(!). Alas's Blue Fight Club blue-cassettes were suddenly a 'cult-favorite.' Why? These cassettes contained recordings of Alas's special 'radio-speeches' about Catholicism-oriented pro-media messages and sometimes included Shiva-Leatherface short-stories. Also, in these radio-recordings on tape, Alas included his love of Madison, Alas's 'rendition' of a blue-haired 'version' of the Arthurian mythical woman/sorceress known as the Lady of the Lake. Alas's Blue Fight Club tapes became a big hit with various society personalities such as Guy Pearce, Kurt Russell, Kate Hudson, Hillary Clinton, Dinesh D'Souza, and Ellen DeGeneres.
So who was Madison, Alas's 'Lady of the Lake'? Put simply, Madison was Alas's discovered Catholic 'blue-angel' muse for his pro-media crusade. Therefore, his Blue Fight Club became synonymous with not only pro-Catholic campaigns for Internet-bloggers but also a symbolic modern-era populism-oriented 'cult' reminiscent of the Hell's Angels, Cameron Crazies (Duke), and the Freemasons. So was Alas a radical/liberal or merely a Catholic priest? Alas decided to buy a clean-blue Lamborghini when he won the lottery(!), so if he met a woman like Madison(!) one day and married her, he'd gift their first son with the car! It was a real media-optimism 'tale.' What would Donald Trump make of all this pro-media artistry?
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{MADISON AND HER LAMBORGHINI --- BLUE FIGHT CLUB}
