Breaking - John Kerry Hospitalized After Wrecking His Bicycle

[BullKurtz]

A lot worse than that 1 centimeter long piece of shrapnel the doctor removed with tweezers that earned him his Purple Heart in Vietnam, huh?

Or the ingrown toenail or dose of the clap for his other two. And don't forget the Silver Star he got for shooting a kid with an empty grenade-launcher in the back. He was so heroic he brought his boat back the next day to recreate the scene for the cameraman he brought along.

 

[Skylar]

Kerry was airlifted to the hospital after riding his bicycle into the curb and hurting his leg. Aw, he must have skinned his knee. Maybe he can put in for a Purple Heart.

Kerry flown to Swiss hospital following bike crash Fox News

More like a fractured femur that took 4 hours of surgery to set.

A lot worse than that 1 centimeter long piece of shrapnel the doctor removed with tweezers that earned him his Purple Heart in Vietnam, huh?

Apparently. Though the doctors say that Kerry should regain full use of his leg.

 

[S.J.]

Kerry was airlifted to the hospital after riding his bicycle into the curb and hurting his leg. Aw, he must have skinned his knee. Maybe he can put in for a Purple Heart.

Kerry flown to Swiss hospital following bike crash Fox News

More like a fractured femur that took 4 hours of surgery to set.

A lot worse than that 1 centimeter long piece of shrapnel the doctor removed with tweezers that earned him his Purple Heart in Vietnam, huh?

Apparently. Though the doctors say that Kerry should regain full use of his leg.

Too bad.

 

[Muhammed]

Maybe since Kerry is a confessed war criminal, he should be hanged before he dies of old age.

 

[Jroc]

Kerry was airlifted to the hospital after riding his bicycle into the curb and hurting his leg. Aw, he must have skinned his knee. Maybe he can put in for a Purple Heart.

Kerry flown to Swiss hospital following bike crash Fox News

Hopefully he'll be laid up for a while and not be able to bend down and kiss mullah ass

 

[Papageorgio]

I remember the time that Laura Bush took the training wheels off her husbands bike and he too crashed. Stuff happens.

You got the link to that?