Burning Man Is Infested With Tiny, Desert-Resistant Bugs

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LMAO Asclepias

It's official: Burning Man has a bug problem.

According to a blog posted to the Burning Man website, the rumors that tons of tiny insects have infested Black Rock City -- the site of the Burning Man's desert revelry scheduled to begin on Aug. 30 -- are all true. According to even more Twitter updates, the bugs are biting, crawling and being all-around bummers in Nevada right now. You heard it from blogger John Curley first: "They get up and in you."



So a place visited by unwashed douche bags has a bug problem...Didnt see that one coming. Do you think it will stop them from setting up tents and burning a wood pile in the form of a person? Not on your life

 

[koshergrl]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

 

[WinterBorn]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

 

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All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

 

[WinterBorn]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

 

[Lonestar_logic]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

Fairly accurate description IMO.

 

[WinterBorn]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

Fairly accurate description IMO.

I guess there are more assholes here than I realized.

 

[Carla_Danger]

What the heck is this all about?

 

[ClosedCaption]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

Well I didnt say that but I wont necessarily disagree with it lmao

 

[WinterBorn]

What the heck is this all about?

Just typical hostility towards anything different or anything they don't do themselves.

 

[Statistikhengst]

This could become an awesome thread....

 

[Moonglow]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

She's tops!

 

[Ravi]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

I thought she was talking about a Trump rally.

 

[Statistikhengst]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

I thought she was talking about a Trump rally.

 

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[Carla_Danger]

What the heck is this all about?

Just typical hostility towards anything different or anything they don't do themselves.

Okay, fill me in on what Burning Man is, and what is supposed to happen in 10 days.

 

[Moonglow]

It's probably a every hundred year infestation.. Hell we get ticks and mosquitoes that kill....

 

[Lonestar_logic]

All the bugs in the desert heard that there are a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid. Ring the dinner bell.

You really do work hard at being an asshole, don't you?

Sorry I didnt know the bugs had defenders

It is not about defending the bugs. I was referring to her calling everyone involved in burning man "...a bunch of dirty assholes gathering in one place and acting stupid".

Fairly accurate description IMO.

I guess there are more assholes here than I realized.

Well you're here. So add one more to the mix.

 

[Moonglow]

What the heck is this all about?

Just typical hostility towards anything different or anything they don't do themselves.

Okay, fill me in on what Burning Man is, and what is supposed to happen in 10 days.

They burn a man, they got Nicholas Cage one year..

 

[Lonestar_logic]

What the heck is this all about?

Just typical hostility towards anything different or anything they don't do themselves.

You must be a liberal.