- Feb 12, 2007
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Cracker Barrel will be next. They will drop Cracker and simply call themselves Barrel. After all, people of color may be afraid to eat at Cracker Barrel because they may get cracked by the whip of a cracker.
Cracker Jack is now Caucasian Jack!
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Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack
PLANO, TX — When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
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